Make up a random word for a creature, and make a profile for it [might turn into a random RPG]

Okay, all you have to do is fill out this:

Creature's Name:
Climate it lives in:
How old can it grow to be?:
Tall, short, or in between?:
Eye color:
How many eyes?:
Tail color:
How many tails?:
Leg/body color:
How many legs?:
How many heads?:
Does it look like any other animal(s)?:
What's its personality?:
What noise does it make?:
Does it have wings?:
What foods can it eat?:
What kills it?:
Weaknesses?:
Is it evil, or good?:
Now, any final facts?:

Yes, I was very bored when I made this. xD

name: CrazerLazer
climate: dry, tundra (winter)
maximum age: 70-74
tall
eye color: unknown it never opens its eye
how many eyes: 2
tail color: different depending on the weather
how many tails: 1
Leg/body color: snow colored
How many legs: 4
how many heads: 1
it is ussually isolated from other creatures and has a hard time adjusting.
what noise does it make: ZAP!!
no wings
just about anything it can fit in its mouth.
sharp pointy objects and guns.
its eyes.
E/G: nuetral
final comment: eyelids are impenatrable, when its eyes are open it shoots lazers that stun prey for half an hour, it can change the size of its head, its stomache can digest anything and everything except lead which it will spit up.

I love how the internet is its own fantasy adventure novel. Person A seeks guidance and the Trolls devour him.

I like monkeys.

I'm back :O