Fastest ways to get kicked out of a Disney Park

Stalk Mickey with cheese or a rat trap.

☆Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy! Chewing, chewing, girls love.~☆

go on pirates and during the ride step out and scare the boats that come and remember to go where the cameras are on

Wow it a long time passed since last time.

Attempting to burn down Enchanted Tiki Room with a lighter.

shoot Mickey or paint Snow White black.

Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Beat up micky

SSDD

YO MICKEY,WHERE MY CHERRY COKE?

When u mom com home and make hte spagheti

bring in a mouse trap, then clamp mickey in the privates, pour gasoline on him, then tbag him! :D

I'll be back every now and then

then let a MH3 quoropeco finish hime with flint rocks!

I'll be back every now and then

Hime? I ment him. (i fael at speling) -_-

I'll be back every now and then

Say that you live on top of the castle.

Constantly ask Mickey where his keyblade went, tell Mickey that Yuki Sohma would make a WAY better rat than him, or on the Peter Pan ride jump out of the car when you're "flying" over the city and pretend to be Godzilla

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

Go around and hug small children.

Go to Mickey, say hi, and become best friends. If he tries to touch you on the shoulder or head or give you a hug, yell "AHH RAPIST! POLICE! HELP!!!!"

I'm on the right tracks, baby, I was born this way!

Osama bin Ladin costume...

The day is done, The day is won.

`@mr.good, Jinjoscar rape isnt funny.


wear a shirt that swears on it. seen it happen before.

I'll be back every now and then

bring 30 pies and throw 10 at mickey 10 at minnie 10 at snow white

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

Run around Disneypark knocking everyone out of your way. Just run at them, then trip them down xD

Go into the main control room and shut everything down and Play the song highway to hell on the microphone so everyone hears and bring your recruits in to dismantle all the rides making everyone fall and die :D evil face

Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it means your just strong enough to let go.

KILLING SPREE FTW

I'll be back every now and then

u know that line that tinker bell 'flys' down from at the top of the castle...well get naked go down that and act like patric from the sponge bob sqarepants movie when he comes in flying with the flag in his butt ;D or act like your a kingdome keeper (its a book siris) and go around acting like your saving the park from the disny villans ;D or go onto its a small world and insist that you get your own boat. then destroy most of the dolls and put 'bite marks' and rips in ur shirt and insist that the dolls came alive attacked and raped you ;D go on space mountin and turn on the lights ;D go to epcot and to the german feast and get beer and get drunk and go on stage and blow on that big horn from RICOLAAAAAA! ;D go to that free soda samples from around the world in epcot and fill up your water bottle with the soda and say your all out of spetzi (german soda, mix of coke and orange fanta) ;D go to the same soda place and insist the chines soda tasts amazing and give out alot and watch there faces as the soda really tasts like pee ;D

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!