Y'all must be new members -.- It's not what you think it is. I'm litterally talking about a pickle that's hairy. Old sdk joke :P Anyway. I'd put on a pickle costume, roll in hair, and date the hairy pickle.
Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.
I would cry, go to the supermarket, visit my grandmother, cry some more, break a lamp, study the Periodic Table of Elements, cry out of frustration, and then kick the person and set the pickle on fire.