What would you take if you were stranded on a deserted island?

A boat... no. A yacht... no. A first class jet airliner.Yeah, I'd bring that.

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You know what? Escaping takes all the fun out of it. I would bring: a friend, a machete(who wouldn't?), a Swiss Army knife, a tent, emergency water. That sounds like one heck of an adventure, depending on how big the island is.

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@Turnerboi Dude, that made my day xD

I love it when a plan comes together like buttcheeks.