Xena prays to God and St. Michael the Archangel to kill His helper, and there's a huge battle, and the Devil starts playing the fiddle in Georgia, but gets PWNED by this dude named Johnny. The Devil is heartbroken, and decides to take away some unlucky soul's immortality, and the sufferer of his wrath, unfortunately, is God's Helper. Meanwhile, God's helper, a person who uses Monopoly to attempt to own his opponents, is swimming in Monopoly money, when suddenly, he shrivels and shrinks into and old man, who then cries, "OH! My back!" So we all sit down at this giant round table, and decide that if we move the table to the top of the hill, we'll have a better view. So we all pull it up, and we jointly decide that it is better to share kingship of the hill than fight over it. And Xena made everyone toast, and everyone was happy.