How to get out of a ticket when pulled over by a cop.

if he asks for licence say u dont have it, if he asks is it stolen say yes, if he asks what did you do with the previous owner, if he asks where did you put him say "in the trunk", he'll call back up another guy will come he'll ask the same do u have ur licens show him ur licence did you steal this car show him the proof its ur did u kill someone say "no check the trunk... I BET YOU HE TOLD YOU I HAVE A SPEEDING TICKET TOO DIDNT HE!!!!!!"

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.

keep on driving.....

I'll be back every now and then

well you pull out a rocket launcher and...

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

You cant get out of getting a ticket. If you break the law you break the law. You have to pay the price.

I'm am innocent of the crimes I have been accused of, even though I did enjoy committing them.

Tell him you just got eye surgery so everythings a little blurry and you didn't know you were going so fast....

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

Spend fifteen minutes "looking" for your registration papers among the hundreds of random papers stuffed in your glove compartment, seats, cupholders, and trunk.

Seriously though, it's really not a good idea to try and argue with the officer.

Catch my drift.

Use a Fake Death pill.

On Paint's Discord. Still watching the site at least once a week. Go bother another admin or speak to me on Discord.

Where I live, just give those bastards some cash.

For nothing once was, nothing ever shall be

(I never do it, I am an honest citizen) ;)

For nothing once was, nothing ever shall be

i saw this on a video
-pretend u r sleeping & go on a high speed police chase!

We have to make mistakes in order to learn to fix our mistakes