Because he is quite possibly the greatest being to have ever graced us with his presence. He is so great, Jesus cries while in his presence. He is so great, he stopped the second world war with his amazing looks alone. He is so great, he will one day be the ruler of humanity.

He is Waffle King, bow to his greatness.

Waffle King is better than BanMan. No exceptions.

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