Comments for AlphaTr1force

DeviantHawkeye
17 Jul 2012 12:18

e.e Lies.

inSein
17 Jul 2012 09:36

For a nickel... you can get TB's body. Only he'll be dead... so... All your necrophilia and gay needs will be taken care of! :'D

AlphaTr1force
17 Jul 2012 04:50

All that sounds like work. Too much effort... I has sexy hair though. :A

DeviantHawkeye
17 Jul 2012 03:30

LECTURE

Srsly, you need to:
•Give Deviant fewd
•Stop pissing Deviant off
•Be a nice little boy
•Stop growing. Deviant's only 5'7 and feels the need to be in charge. :p
•Stop being a dude. e.e
•Let Deviant give you a copy of what your bio SHOULD be becase the lack of paragraphs annoy her. eue OCD bro.
•Get a pony
•Stop making fun of Deviant's addiction to stuffed animals. Totally not helping her self esteem/shyness brah.
•Get cool hair. e.e

YOU Can:
•Tell Deviant how sexeh she is. Bro, it's true.
•Admit your love for Deviant's panda hat.
•Turn into a ninja

You WISH:
•You were a panda so that Deviant could shower you in love. Everyone wants her luff. e.e
•You could skateboard
•You owned a cool turtle

AlphaTr1force
16 Jul 2012 23:07

Any more lectures Jess?

DeviantHawkeye
16 Jul 2012 13:28

LECTURE 3

You will...
•Tell Deviant she's epic.
•Give Deviant Fewd.
•Buy Deviant...stuff.
•Buy Deviant a panda. →u↑

You should...
•Tell Deviant she's the best. [Really bro, she is.]
•Ride a horse. e.e
•Learn how to skateboard
•Tell Deviant how epic she is.

You will not:
•Insult Nutella
•Call Deviant Fat. o-e
•Insult Anime
•Be a fart face.


→~← HUR.

DeviantHawkeye
15 Jul 2012 02:06

Lecture 2:
•Kiss Sei
•Have 6 kids
•Name em Devi, Jessica, Jace, Hawkie and Benjy.
•Burn houses. →u↑

-Le sexeh Deveh

inSein
15 Jul 2012 02:04

DeviantHawkeye
15 Jul 2012 01:58

-LECTURE-

It's not right to treat someone you love in a disrespectful manner.
Calling one mean names is simply rude and will not be allowed.
You need to pay attention to ones feelings.
If not, suffer a long..miserable life. è.e
Being nice is the good thing to do.
It creates Respect.

Treat others the way you want to. If you want to be hated, hate. If you want to be loved, love. We all know you lufflulz Sei, so LUFFULZ AWAII.

Don't send threats.
Don't be a fart head.
Don't insult.
Don't be you. ovo

Threats are terrible.

Further more, if you continue to be mean I will impale you.
-Devi Hawkeye~

inSein
13 Jul 2012 23:50