Add me as a friend? No. I only add people I talk to frequently. If you want to be my friend, talk to me regularly to earn my trust. Also, if we have a strong common interest, you'll have an easier time being friends with me.
Add me on 3DS? Friends only or if you're active enough on SDK and you have a game that I have.
Read my blog, see my site, see my stuff, etc Friends only. Also I have a rather small reading attention span.
Join my group? I'm the solitary type of person so I don't join groups. Sorry.
Why aren't you responding to my messages? Either I'm busy or somewhere else. I usually only use messages for important things I'm unable to talk about with the person at the moment because one of us may not be on. In other words, treat messages to me as voicemail. If I'm in the chats, it's better to go there instead.
Why you ban me? See ban reason. I expect you know the rules. I don't make the rules. I enforce them. Take it up to Hullbreach if you're not happy with the rules.
How do I become admin? You don't. Now stop asking.
Be active for at least 4 years, have a great standing with the community, and never beg for adminship. Don't even think about adminship. They'll know. With some luck, you might get adminship.
I'd like to report someone for causing trouble on the site. Give me a screenshot of it. Upload the image to this site and comment below using the [ figure ] tag. Please include the details of the situation. I (and maybe other administrators) will take the appropriate action if needed. Also, providing fake screenshots just to get someone banned will result in a permaban.