I do not like n00bs. Why? Well I'll tell you. They sicken me with their lack of knowledge and n00b-ish activites.
N00bs are like slaves. Make them do whatever you want them to, and they'll do it. Not because they have to, because they think they have to.
N00bs cannot spell. They are trolls. THEY DUN KNOZ HOW TO RITE.
I could go on into a very, very, very detailed description of why I hate n00bs, but for now, I'll leave you with the llama.