There once was a hamster named hammy,
he lived with a boy named sammy.
Hammy loves eating grapes,
and sammy loved using selotape.
Hammy wanted to go to madrid,
whilst sammy wanted to explore the sunglasses kid.
Hammy said bonjourno a lot,
and sammy said hammy you've lost the plot.
as hammy hamster went to sleep,
sammy the boy was counting real sheep.