Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are TICKED OFF at your matesprit SOLLUX because he coded your computer so you CANNOT CURSE which forces you to BE CREATIVE with your insults.

You are 7 and a half sweeps now, or 15 HUMAN YEARS. You still LOVE ROMCOMS even though you are running out of new ones to watch. You have gotten BETTER at coding but you still SUCK AT IT if that wasnt obvious by your inability to fix your computer.

Your matesprit is SOLLUX CAPTOR even though with how much he IRRITATES YOU it feels like a KISMISES sometimes but that would be IMPOSSABLE because the only one you HATE enough for a kismises is YOURSELF but you will not stoop THAT LOW because then you'd be more PATHETIC then Eridan.

You have absolutely NOTHING better to do with your time then answer STUPID QUESTIONS and talk to RANDOM people on this site, so bored that you will answer ANYTHING and talk to ANYONE.

==> Ask the rageing ball of hate some questions

You have also gotten better at WRITING and DRAWING and will do so on REQUEST.