If somebody offered you a million ZW dollars for your house, would you take it?

Hell yeah! Imma sell dat thang!

Nah, I wouldn't sell my house even for two million dollars. I spent a long time making it into a home.

If it was actually my house then yeah, but I'm renting/live with my parents sooo...

Heh, no; 1,000,000 ZWD is only worth 2,763.19 USD...

...But I'd offer to rent them a room to help them, since they're obviously in need if their entire life savings is less than US$3000.