best chuck norris fact?

Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes Earth down.

A japanese man can eat 17 hot dogs in 45 seconds, Chuck Norris can eat 45 japanese men in 17 seconds.

It's always sunny on the other side: unless Chuck Norris has been there: then it's just blood and tears.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' stare will liquefy your kidney.