Chuck Norris is the most awesomely epic person the world will ever see. 4 Chuck facts: 1. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. 2. When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he is telling you how many seconds you have to live. 3. Chuck Norris doesn't lick stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves. 4. They once made a Chuck Norris toiletpaper™. They were recalled because they wouldn't take crap from nobody.
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