[I know it fails.]
"I am Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I dispise gingers, and mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor house. And my parents work for the man that killed your parents, do you want to be my friend?" *Rolls around epicly on the floor* All he wants is Hermione Granger and a rocket ship. He is an epic artist. "I like the shading on your sweater. It's really rather good isn't it? Actually, do you mind if I have tat back? Wait, no. Taking it!" Also known as 'Little D' [I won't quote that]. And he can use the potty!
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