Princess Peach is the constantly kidnapped damsel-in-distress of the Mario series who is seemingly unable to find proper protection from her humanoid mushroom guards. Instead, she relies on her plumber boyfriend and his brother to rescue her by bribing them with cake (which is a lie), which is apparently so delicious that they will risk falling into pits, being bitten by turtles, and their 1-ups to eat it (oh, and also save her from a tyrannical reptilian monstrosity).
By
Cyberman
