tired of your xbox 360? tired of monopoly? want to play the easiest game ever? then play "keep your finger in the box" game!
OBJECT: keep your finger in the box as long as possible. take it out and you lose!
REQUIRMENTS!
-ONE(1) box with the top cut out.
-TWO(2) fingers for each player. fingers CANNOT be on steroids.
HISTORY
before we start this game, lets take a step back in time. after the Revolutionary War, George Washington and Lord Cornwallis decided to make up this game and play it. whoever won was better! they locked themselves in a room and started playing. with no food, air, or water, they died. BUT, their dead fingers were and are still in that box. this is the longest game of KYFIB ever, and it is still going on. Tournaments that last a couple of years still go on today. Ask your nearest mayor for organization of a tournament.
TIPS
here is a list of tips of success:
-wait
-don't take your finger out of the box
-don't even think about taking it out
-i mean it
-spit at opponent
-seduce opponent's finger with yours
-splash water on him/her
-tickle him/her
-destroy opponent's half of the box
-poke him/her with an extremely hot fire poker
-still keeping your finger in the box?
-take opponent's water and food and blackmail him/her
-say time out and leave
-super glue your own finger to the box
-call your personal butler to subsitute for you
-slap your opponent(with free hand)
ENDING
well if your opponent takes his finger out of the box, you win! congradulation on winning the world's simplest game!
(do not take seriously, this is for comedy alone)
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