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Hello, if you're here, you obviously came to check out where I live and how hairy my best hair may or may not be. No need to be embarrassed, I do that too.

Hells yeah I'm a Jew! Feel free to make jokes about me. Because in the end, I still celebrate Christmas AND Channukkah. UJELLYBRO?

I'm naturally an ass to anyone I don't know. But get past that epic layer of my personality, you'll find that I'm actually quite stupid. Have fun.

Anyways, don't bother friending me unless I don't find you annoying. In which case I DO think you're annoying, I shall put on my troll face mask and deny you. Like a boss.

Good bands, you say? Why, The Beastie Boys, Rage Against The Machines, System Of A Down, Alice In Chains, Rucka Rucka Ali, and Beck.

I throughly enjoy Airsoft. I own a M1911 Pistol, and a Kalashnikov AK-47. Might give you all pics later on.

Try getting me mad. Chances are I'll counter-troll you, in which I have been training in for years. That, and cannibal trolling. But anyways, if you DO happen to get me mad, slap a sticker on the breast pocket of your Polo Shirt and say to yourself, "Wow, I'm a failure at life!"

But let's be honest here, you ARE a failure right? And you just might have an ugly chest too! If you answer yes to any of these predictions,(and let's be honest, you will) then please, just leave this profile. I have no time for creatures like you.


So remember kids, don't do school, stay in drugs! And every morning don't forget to wash your teeth and brush your face!

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