(MC) Ok how about this, pikachu, bulbasaur, AND diglett.
(Person) No Master Chief, not for Charizard
(MC) Why noooot?
(Person) -sigh- Master Chief, just because you give me a lot of crap doesn't change the fact that it IS crap
(MC) Nuh uh these guys are super good!
(Person) Ok then why are you trading them to me?
(MC) Because....... Come on your brother has like 5 charizards and he'll give you another one -almost crying-
(Person) No he won't those are his cards and I only have one so no.
(MC) Pleassse?
(Person) No now shut up and forget about it.
(MC) But you should share him with me 'cause that's what The Bible says!
(Person) Fine then share Squirtle with me!
(MC) But Squirtle is my 2nd favorite and I don't wanna share him with anybody!
(Person) Well then I'm not sharing Charizard with you.
(MC) But I want Charizard!
(Other Person) What're you guys talking about?
(Person) Pokemon.
(Other Person) -pffft- Gaaay.
(MC) -sobbing-
(Person) Oh you mean gay like that time you and Tod were holding hands?
(Other Person) -stares at floor-Shut uuuuppppp.
(Person) That's what I thought.
(MC) Lets ask Arbiter if it's a fair trade!
(Person) Ok fine ask him
(MC on radio) Arbiter?
(Arbiter on radio) blork blork?
(MC on radio) Ok, is this a fair trade?: Pikachu, Bulbasaur,and Diglett all for just ONE Charizard?
(Arbiter on radio) Blorkblork blorblorkblork.
(MC on radio) But who's the one getting screwed in the trade?
(Arbiter on radio) Bleeblork blablork.
(MC on radio) -gasp!- The person trading Charizard?!
(Arbiter on radio) Blork.
(MC) -runs out of room crying-
(Person) Such a freaking crybaby.
(Guy) Really? Ok I'll tell him. Bye.
(Person) What is it?
(Guy) -sigh- Your brother just died, sorry dude.
(Person) What? -sniff--sniff-
(MC) -gasp--runs back in room- Can I have his Charizards?!