So, You're driving down the highway at 60 mph, The speed limit's 55 mph. An police officer pulls you over for speeding. When the officer comes over greet him or her with a nice; "Hello officer, What can I do for you today?" The officer will state you were speeding and ask for your lisence and regestration. You tell the officer calmly that you don't have your lisence. The officer will ask the simple question of; "Why?" You then tell the officer you have had your lisence taken away twice in the past year. They will then ask for the regestration again. You state that you have just stolen the car. The officer will ask who you stole it from. You reply "Some guy on the street. I jumped him hacked his body into pieces and put him in garbage bags in the trunk." The police officer checks the trunk and sees the garbage bags. Then the police officer then goes back to the car and calls in reinforcements. The reinforcements check your trunk, Nothing's there but two garbage bags full of returnable cans. They then go up to the driver's window and ask you for your lisence and regestration. You hand both to them. They state the officer has said you didn't have your lisence and you stole this car and that you murdered the owner. You simply say; "Betya that liar told you I was speeding too!"(: