It was a light and not so stormy day. The same gathering of colleagues were conducting festivities for the completion of a solar rotation of one such individual. The entities known at HullBreach the Mighty and Skunkman the Lesser both attended the venue, which the nobles and the commoners alike called the "skating rink".
Alas, poor Skunkman the Lesser and his lack of balance in those days of yore. For he landeth in the splits, bringing his trousers both directions. Undergarments became a public showing that day. This young Skunkman was forced to sit at the wayside for nearly two fort-minutes while the clan's matriarch fetched new trousers to save the day and slay the embarrassment.