By @CrymsonLiynn
HullBreach: We met through some friends, but we ultimately didn't start dating until after we dated each other's best friends.
HullBreach: Nope, we hated each other. The problem with dating each other's best friends is that they confided in us whenever something went wrong, so we only heard the bad sides of each other.
HullBreach: She has been trying to change me for almost 5 years. 
HullBreach: Aye! I was on the phone with my boss at Marquee Limo (where I was a driver) when Samantha told me she was pregnant. I realize she was excited, but she really could've waited a few minutes because it was tough to concentrate on two simultaneous conversations. Oh well.
HullBreach: Samantha couldn't get enough cupcakes. She craved them all the time. Unfortunately, she ate little else due to the acid reflux.
HullBreach: It's too early to really tell. I'll get back with you when we go to our first monster truck-o-saurus demolition derby with mud-covered shirts. At the moment, he really just wiggles around and cries.
HullBreach: Yard sale-ing! I enjoy buying up precious metals and flipping them to jewelers for profit. Skunkman and I will have an extension to this hobby later in the year: We plan on dissolving gold plating into 24kt loot!
HullBreach: She watches too many police and lawyer dramas. Aren't they all the same show and same plot, just with different characters? Police and lawyer dramas are not like Pokemon: You do NOT have to catch them all.
HullBreach: He would be a slacker, but he even slacks at doing that.
HullBreach: Children are like pay checks... we will take them as they come (hopefully not every two weeks, though).
HullBreach: I like shiny stuff.
HullBreach: Kids these days and their netspeak! Does anyone actually roll on the floor laughing out loud? If so, please send me a video.
@jsa005How on earth can someone slack at slacking?
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