Here are a few things parents tell you not to do but you do anyway. Some are just crazy and could end in death if your not Chuck Norris.

1. Playing with matches.

2. Running with scissors!

3. Jumping off a bridge with your friends.

4.Criticizing Darth Vader within strangling distance.

5.Joking with the Joker

6.Applying Halo physics to real life.

7.Watching Barney in the dark.

8.Taking the phrase "I believe i can fly" seriously.

9.Being reasonable with terrorists.

10.Bringing snakes on a airplane.

11.Underestimating an army of 300 Spartans

12.Fighting a Cactuar.

13.Calling Sephiroth a girl.

14.Answering the door to a guy named johny.

15. Standing up on a rollercoaster.

16. Putting gum on the bottom of your desk.

17.Racing a cheetah.

18.Farting in a nudist colony.

19.Imitating Chris Angel.

20. Playing hide and seek with a ninja.

21. Dating a vampire.

22.Playing golf in a thunderstorm.

23.Touching a leper.

24. Touching a leopard.

25. Breathing in China.

26. Reading chain letters.

27.Eating Dominoes

28.Annoying the Admins.

29.Useing Internet acronyms in everyday language.

30. Picking a fight with Chuck Norris.