This blog has been sponsered by the lawyers.

Noobs these days and their cybering, back in my day we didn't even write letters like that to people.

Noobs these days and their bans, back in my day we got caned if we got into trouble.

Noobs these days and their admin begging, back in my day the only thing we could beg for was food and even then we were lucky to get some.

Noobs these days and there admin bashing, back in my day no-one even dared to bash the school janitor.

Noobs these days and their text speak, I remember when if we used affect instead of effect we would have to rewrite the entire piece.

Noobs these days and their spam, back in my day the only spam we had was canned and even that was hard to get.

Noobs these days and their hacks, back in my days the only thing you could hack was a cheese on the chopping board.

Noobs these days and their drama, back in my day the only drama I had was coranation street on channel three.