"Dewd u r such a tool so gtho"

THIS...my friends, is a troll statement. Trolls are out to make you feel bad. They are designed to bring you down, and anger others. The trolls are highly trained in stupidity, and are armed with the worst insults.
But you may be asking yoursself, where can one find these marvelous beings? Oh ho ho, just look at ANY Internet webpage. They are in the comment section of }FailBlog, or the Forums of Xzurae. You can find them even here, humbly trolling users and getting themselves banned.
Trolls even sometimes reveal themselves. Some older members might recall the ultimate Youtube troll, ChristianU2ber. He thought that people liked his anger, and fed off of their hate comments. He even claimed that he smashed a brick into a million pieces when someone copied one of his videos! Such violence is the nature of trolls and trollets.
NOW, how does one get rid of a troll? CONFUSE HIM WITH SMART TALK!

Troll: tehjew you are mentally retarded.
User: But, in Political Correctness, this angers the ones that DO have mental illness, so that if one did hear/see you say such an insult, they could sue you in the court of law.
Troll: IDK Im leaving cuz ur a nerd!!!!11one!

You see, being smart scares off thesr beasts, as their intelligence level is close to 50
Lastly, Trollness evolved around the time ChatRoulette and Omegle debuted. Users flamed each other, and so a troll was born! They brought their tactics and weapons to other sites, as to infect normal people into their ways of thinking.
Remember to support the Troll Enviromental Protection Area, and the Trolls-R-Us.
Any problems? Call 1-800-TROLLME. Brought to you by the Troll Federarion. Don't hate on them.

This is what happens when I'm bored, and to anyone that DOES NOT know what a troll is. Hope you enjoyed it.