Hello my SDK darlings Here are a few of my favorite Bill Cosby quotes. Enjoy!

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry."

"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

"Gray hair is God's graffiti."

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."

"I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger."

"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."

"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."

"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes."

"Old is always fifteen years from now."

"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."

"When you become senile, you won't know it."

"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."