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[color=red]These Words Are Innocent!... I'm serious o_o[/color]

RP Avatar By @CrymsonLiynn
POSTED: 28 Jul 2011 18:35
CATEGORY: Miscellaneous
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Ok guys I know you have seen me use words in chat before that make you go, "Oh my god that is so nasty!".. Well let me shed light on these words. Wenis. Wagina. And Zoeys new favorite: masticate. They aren't as bad as you think! So before you go running to HullBreach, let's see what these words mean...

"I LOVE MASTICATING!!!" -Zoey

WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS?!?!

Thats right. Masticate means nothing to the word it sounds like. Let's consult Wikipedia for this one.

•Mastication or chewing is the process by which food is crushed and ground by teeth. It is the first step of digestion and it increases the surface area of foods to allow more efficient break down by enzymes. During the mastication process, the food is positioned between the teeth for grinding by the cheek and tongue. As chewing continues, the food is made softer and warmer, and the enzymes in saliva begin to break down carbohydrates in the food.

See! Not perverted! SO MASTICATE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT CHILDREN!



"RUB MY WENIS!!" - Takis Teh Greek

AGAIN! What did you think I was talking about?!

Wenis is harmless! And everybody has one! So what is it exactly?! Let's ask Urban Dictionary.com:

• 1. the skin on your elbow
• 2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenis.

Exactly! It is intended to sound wrong, but really isn't. So, rub your wenis everyday!!



"RUB YOUR WAGINA!!" - Me

LOOK SHE IS RUBBING IT!!

As you can see, the above picture is of a woman rubbing her wagina. It actually helps relieve stress headaches when you rub your wagina correctly. But what is a wagina? Well here ya go:

• Wagina is the skin in the corner of your hand and also the extra skin on the back of your knee.

Totally not perverted! Be sure to rub lotion on your wagina during the winter to keep it from getting chapped and dry.

Well there you have it. So before you criticize, learn to love your wenis.. And rub your wagina when you have a headache, and masticate whenever the urge hits you... And LEARN TO LAUGH!!!!



Crymson - Out
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Comments

Avatar @tehjew1
31 Jul 2011 03:27
I want that Magic card. And Crym, my wenis is bigger than yours.
Avatar @007Jesse
30 Jul 2011 07:25
i lol'd
Avatar @NightHawk
30 Jul 2011 04:12
I MASTICATE SO HARD IT HURTS!
Avatar @Pokefail
30 Jul 2011 00:25
woah xD i never saw that comming...
Avatar @Biphenyl
29 Jul 2011 23:00
My wenis rubs my friend's wagina gentily, it's the same to a booby!
Avatar @ImagineBlueRoses
29 Jul 2011 04:27
Omg wow xD
Avatar @-krazykookie-
29 Jul 2011 02:31
O_O
Avatar @Unknown Crazyman
29 Jul 2011 02:27
You know, everybody does masticate heavily at least 3 times a day!
Avatar @Neongirlx
29 Jul 2011 01:55
It's still not mature.
Avatar @ShaDowTecH
29 Jul 2011 01:47
Now that everybody's heard of this, they're going to be shouting it all over the place...just using W to cover up what they intended. :l Its funny at first, but when people use it pervertedly, it's just wrong...
Avatar @Vermillion
29 Jul 2011 01:46
Lol.
Avatar @Dinosaur
29 Jul 2011 01:10
It physically impossible to chew on the skin of your elbow...
Avatar @Lucas7
28 Jul 2011 23:31
It's impossible to masticate your wenis actually trollolol
Avatar @StuffMan
28 Jul 2011 23:26
Mastication. I love it.
Avatar @CrymsonLiynn
28 Jul 2011 21:44
I need to put that in here
Avatar @Tora.Silver
28 Jul 2011 21:09
While I was reading this, I tried to fit my wenis into the shape of my wagina, just to see if it fit. I didn't think anything of it until afterwards. xD
Kids at school pulled out the wenis jokes all year.
Avatar @Kion127
28 Jul 2011 21:07
i already knew all of this from people at school :/
Avatar @Forever Death
28 Jul 2011 20:50
LOL
Avatar @codyallisimp143
28 Jul 2011 20:35
AWESOME CRYM!!!!!
Avatar @Astra Moon
28 Jul 2011 20:32
xD good one Jenn. I'll have vun with my wenis & wagina...you have fun with yours.
Zoey will have much fun with the word MASTICATE! xD
Avatar @Ninjas Girl
28 Jul 2011 20:21
xDDDD Good as expected from Crymzie :p
Avatar @Ninjas Girl
28 Jul 2011 20:18
xDDDD Good as expected from Crymzie :p
Avatar @PRAY3R
28 Jul 2011 19:50
Totally not perverted! Be sure to rub lotion on your wagina during the winter to keep it from getting chapped and dry. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Avatar @CarsonTheRandom
28 Jul 2011 19:49
I seriously thought you were joking...xD
Avatar @PRAY3R
28 Jul 2011 19:48
Damn my Wagina is hurting so bad right now
Avatar @MysticalZoeyPremium64
28 Jul 2011 19:35
Jen, you need to make part of the title red or something so everyone would be attracted to it XD
Avatar @xXBunny3Xx
28 Jul 2011 19:27
Lmbo.. wow lol.. great words xD haha good job crym
+1 :]
Avatar @GleeoK
28 Jul 2011 19:18
oh my God, this blog made me think a lot of crap...
Avatar @The Ram
28 Jul 2011 19:05
Yes, but, the way that we[members] use them IMPLIES that they mean something bad. Oh well, I say once more.
Avatar @Waffle King
28 Jul 2011 19:03
My health teacher pulls out the mastication jokes all the time. Nothing but harmless humor, with different effects on those with their mind in the infamous gutter.
Avatar @CrymsonLiynn
28 Jul 2011 19:02
Lol
Avatar @CrymsonLiynn
28 Jul 2011 18:59
WEWT
Avatar @MysticalZoeyPremium64
28 Jul 2011 18:56
Pingas actually does mean something bad. Wenis, Wagina, and Masticate don't. Also, masticate isn't intended to sound bad, it's just the doctory way of saying to eat.

I LOVE TO MASTICATE. I MASTICATE ATLEAST THREE TIMES A DAY. ;D
Avatar @2Kittehs...
28 Jul 2011 18:54
HAHAH lol
Avatar @The Ram
28 Jul 2011 18:52
Nice... Very nice. XD

But really, and I hate to be the Buzz-Kill, if "PINGAS"[don't ban me] is bannable, then how is Masticate, Wenis, and Wagina tolerable? Since they're intended to sound dirty, they technically should be punishable... But, that's just me.
Avatar @DripDrop
28 Jul 2011 18:50
Lol.
Avatar @CrymsonLiynn
28 Jul 2011 18:46
BAHAHAHAHA
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