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The famous 1+1=? problem

RP Avatar By LinkZelda
POSTED: 02 Sep 2011 17:01
BUMPED: 29 Oct 2012 16:41
CATEGORY: Ask for Help
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This was solved by a prodigal 4 year old on May 24th 2012.

You may have not heard of this before. This is cutting edge mathematics. All of this stuff is beyond even university level. It would greatly help mathematicians if they could work out what 1+1 equals.

Not even the greatest mathematicians have managed to solve this really hard problem. If mathematicians could solve this they would finally have solved all the maths problems ever encountered. Unfortunately it is also the hardest to solve.

Albert Einstein was the closest to discovering the answer but instead thought of the theory of relativity.

Fibonacci made a sequence to try and solve it but the rabbits cluttered his office. Newton had solved it before an apple hitting his head made him forget the answer. Riemann made an answer that no one could really prove.

It would be great if any of you could finally solve this über hard problem. It would really aid the mathematical community. It would allow us to do really great stuff like geometry and topology. It would enable us to realise the statical properties of a straight line.

Until then we'll never know what 1+1 is. However, if any of you have the slightest clue about what the answer is, the mathematical community would be extremely greatful.

We will end on this thought. If buttered toast lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, what side will a cat with buttered toast strapped (butter side up) onto it?
+10 -3
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Avatar Tomthesk8r
17 Oct 2017 23:29
1738
Avatar LinkZelda
02 Nov 2012 09:36
Quoth 11DraGo:
Quoth FierceDeitySnivyquote]Seriously, what the heck, people? the answer is obviously 2. Morons. Are you really all that stupid?


It was a joke. -.-[/quote]
Let idiots be idiots.
Avatar 11Drago
02 Nov 2012 00:08
Quoth FierceDeitySnivy:
Seriously, what the heck, people? the answer is obviously 2. Morons. Are you really all that stupid?


It was a joke. -.-
Avatar FierceDeitySnivy
01 Nov 2012 19:02
Seriously, what the heck, people? the answer is obviously 2. Morons. Are you really all that stupid?
Avatar 11Drago
31 Oct 2012 00:30
Use ? to represent 0 :p

1+1=?
1=?-1
1=?/-1
1=0.00000

Like a genius!
Avatar 11Drago
31 Oct 2012 00:26
Use ? to represent 0 :p

1+1=?
1=?-1
1=?/-1
1=0.00000

Like a genius!
Avatar Kayla2448
31 Oct 2012 00:10
-works out this really hard problem- Its two! 2!
Avatar The DuDe
30 Oct 2012 06:25
Errr... Umm... NO! No, dont tell me... Wait!... 2? No, thats 3-1... Hmmm...
Avatar PORKStheMEATofKINGS
29 Oct 2012 23:27
O wait! I'm dumb!

DERP YOU HAVE TO FIND THE SLOPE

If you let X represent the equation and y represent how many people care

x1-x2
-----
y1-y2

1-1
----
0-0

0
-
0


Therefore the result is undefined! 1+1 is impossible!
Avatar PORKStheMEATofKINGS
29 Oct 2012 23:24
Isn't it 11?
Avatar GuitarGodAnth
29 Oct 2012 20:50
Maybe next time you can show us how to divide by zero.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2012 20:04
[a=www.1+1=BritneySpears.com]SEE??[/a]
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Oct 2012 20:01
I heard Britney Spears solved that problem.
Avatar Rob-de-prop
29 Oct 2012 19:08
Just let 1+1 be 1+1, man. Don't stereotype 1+1, 1+1 has a personality too.

Let it be, let it be, let it be, yeah, let it be. Sometimes when there's trouble, let it be.


^ Is what John Lennon would have said.
Avatar Darmani Link
06 Oct 2011 06:19
1 + 1 = 11!
Avatar gabe5748
07 Sep 2011 08:54
I typed 1+1 into my calculator.... when i hit = it caught fire.
Avatar LinkZelda
06 Sep 2011 16:51
@Soup Computer calculations don't count .
Avatar blahhh1235
06 Sep 2011 04:29
6.28
Avatar heyheyhey
05 Sep 2011 21:59
WINDOWZ!!!!!!!
Avatar Sevas34
05 Sep 2011 16:13
1+1=window poop.
Avatar Fernando
05 Sep 2011 15:26
The answer is...! 1 xD
Avatar Neongirlx
05 Sep 2011 10:34
I think purplepandafish got it.. O:
Avatar purplepandafish
05 Sep 2011 07:56
you guys are all wrong, 1+1=42 windows pooping bacon, duh
Avatar lilwayne1556
05 Sep 2011 06:11
1+1= window get it 1,1,and = are the frame and + is the middle part
Avatar tehjew1
04 Sep 2011 00:11
Uhh....24!
Avatar BeckieBird
03 Sep 2011 18:48
Avatar BeckieBird
03 Sep 2011 14:42
I have 1 finger. I grow + 1 another finger. How many fingers do I have?

BACON FINGERS! YOU GUYS ARE DUMB!
Avatar LinkZelda
03 Sep 2011 13:54
Lol a non-existent website isn't proof.
Avatar BeckieBird
03 Sep 2011 13:53
[a=http://www.1+1=bacon.com]MOAR PROOF[/a]
Avatar BeckieBird
03 Sep 2011 13:52
ITS BACON!!!! I HAVE PROOFTHAT THGE ANSWER IS BACON!

[a=htttp://www.bacon.com]PROOF[/a]

OMHG YU DUMB PPL!
Avatar LinkZelda
03 Sep 2011 11:48
No, now I have 28 savii bucks. Derp.
Avatar PasserByGuy
03 Sep 2011 11:46
I agree with BanMan--the Isaac Newton part was priceless.
/rating +1

Now think about it...
You have 1 Savii buck.
Danny gives you another one for FREE.
You now have 2 Savii Bucks.
Go back to first grade, foos.
:p
Avatar gabe5748
03 Sep 2011 09:37
Are people really this dumb? 1+1=bagel
Avatar LinkZelda
03 Sep 2011 08:33
Of course, now it all makes sense. 1+1=poop. Mystical Zoey deserves a 12plex amount of dollars.
Avatar Lakhlan01
03 Sep 2011 08:11
You're right. 1+1 is an incredible question. It is the basis of every single mathematical equation you will ever do. What is to define the value of one, plus another one? Why is one, one minus two? What is the reason one is made of 0.9+0.1 decimal places?
By the way, 1+1=Window.
Avatar DarkRosE
03 Sep 2011 06:44
who knows? what makes 1=1? what makes 1 exist? in reasolt, I BLAME ECONOMY.
nice blog +1
Avatar Millionare
03 Sep 2011 03:55
*can't
Avatar Millionare
03 Sep 2011 03:53
The anwser is 2. How? Simple. You add 1+1 and the answer is 2. Anyone expet for a baby and a really really dumb person can figure that at.
Avatar BanMan
03 Sep 2011 03:30
The Newton part was great. +1
Avatar Dude Guy
03 Sep 2011 03:26
Amazing! Only onme person got the correct, proven answer, and then they recalled it! Is it so hard to come to the conclusion that window is the true sum of the most violaitle math problem ever?!
Avatar BeckieBird
03 Sep 2011 01:42
LOOK SHADOW, I HAVE A PHD IN BACON AND MATH NOLOGY SO DOT YOU DISAGREE WITH ME!!!
THE ANSWER IS BACON!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar ShaDowTecH
03 Sep 2011 01:31
2 is mathmaticly correct. 11 is the trick. Which is not correct -3-
Avatar BeckieBird
03 Sep 2011 01:12
ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG!!!! THE STINKIN' ANSWER IS BACON!!!!!!

Kids today and their math abilities! tsk,tsk,tsk
Avatar MysticalZoey
03 Sep 2011 01:11
1+1=poop
foolish animals
Avatar Skittles
03 Sep 2011 00:26
Wikis are a prime example of the web semantic known as Web 2.0. Anyone can edit it, but anyone can undo any edits made easily with the undo edit link in the history, so there's no way to do permanent damage. >:p

I could tell this was satire from the get go. xD Too easy.
anyway, this blog is very similar to a situation near the end of Orwell's 1984. Very similar. o3o
Avatar Neongirlx
02 Sep 2011 23:41
1+1=window

loljk, it's 11.

kidding, it's actually 42.
Avatar BeckieBird
02 Sep 2011 23:41
THATS SOO EASY

The answer is OBVIOUSLY

Bacon!
1+1=bacon

You guys are soooo dumb!
Avatar LinkZelda
02 Sep 2011 22:48
Ah, but can you prove it's 2?
Avatar S0B0R3D
02 Sep 2011 22:41
1+1 um thats so hard dude!!! is it 2? nd for the cat it will land sideways yea im smart!
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