From our recent news bulletin by Mrs. Lovett we know that there has been a recent outbreak of what scientists have called prutitus. Earlier today a user had the disease and preferred to keep her name anonymous. MYSTICAL ZOEY!

Scientists have now confirmed the outbreak of pruitus as an fast spreading epidemic. By the time you read this, you might start feeling ITCHY all over your body. *scratches* However scientists have developed a cure for the ITCHING.

Unfortunately this is very difficult surgery and costs a lot of money (about $9001). I'll be ITCHING to have it later. We don't capitalise any words that might make you have certain reactions in this news update. All None of the money you spend on the surgery goes to me.

Any way in other news, a cheaper surgery price has been set. Hang on, someone's messing with the teleprompterer.
Ignore that last, message. It was Trying to get you to do a serious Crime. Let's Hope that eventually this criminal offence will be punished for. As always we have an advertisements that we have to show for money fun. Taco bell, fake mexican food for low prices. Great for families. NOT.
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