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No laughing matter.

RP Avatar By EpicArtifex
POSTED: 17 Oct 2011 16:59
CATEGORY: Educational
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I am writing this blog to inform you about a very serious illness. It is called Assburger syndrome, and it is no laughing matter.

Assburger syndrome, or "Backsidus meatus gigantus", is a physical disease affecting humans and in some cases animals.

Assburger syndrome is a life-changing disease, not to be confused with ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, a TOTALLY different condition. Every month, hundreds of chlidren are diagnosed in the UK alone. The rates for the USA are deveral hundred times bigger.

Symptoms of assburrger syndrome include:

-Having a large burger for an ass

-Difficulty socialising

-Having a large burger for an ass

-Tendency to specialise in one field or subject

-Having a large burger for an ass

-Tendency to not look people in the eye when speaking

-Having a large burger for an ass.

Assburger syndrome has no cure, and its sufferers go through life with severe difficulty. Defacating, sitting down or the simple act of trying to avoid your ass getting eaten by homeless people, are all abnormaly difficult for the victims.


Assburger syndrome has been around for many years, dating back even further than Roman times. This vase shows that people back then were aware of its existence:



As you can see, this poor man has Assburger syndrome, and is being ridiculed for it.



Unfortunately, with their limited technology, they were unable to work out whether or not it could be prevented, how it was passed on, and whether or not it was contagious.

Fortunately we now know that it is highly contagious, can not be prevented, and is passed on genetically, physically and in some cases, mentally.

It is believed that there was an ancient strain of Assburger syndrome which affected buffalo, and other mammals as well as humans. It is believed to have gone extinct several billion years ago, however, since our only record is this cave painting:



Some people are born with assburger syndrome. Others catch it off people who already have it.

Assburger syndrome is relatively difficult to catch, so long as you follow the simple precaution of vigorously sanitising every surface within 20 metres when you go out.

Eating, touching, looking at or thinking about an item which has also been eaten, touched, looked at or thought about by a victim will almost definitely pass it on.

You can tell an Assburger syndrome sufferer in several different ways-

-Reluctance to socialise

-A person being followed by a horde of hungry looking homeless people

-The fact that their rear is, in fact, a large burger.



By donating just 50 Zimbabwe dollars a day, you can help a child with Assburger syndrome. You can't cure them. You can't even alleviate their pain. But you'll probably get them a Twix or something. Maybe one or two Tictacs. Do you really care? The point is you're HELPING them...somehow.

So go, and pass the word about Assburger syndrome, so that everyone can sleep at night with one more thing to be scared of.

Yours,
EpicArtifex.
+28 -20
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Avatar redneckfalabella
04 Dec 2011 17:21
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth xXesmeraldaXx:Quoth a.smith:Quoth
Lol people argue. thats what makes them human ^^ i still dont see the comedy behind it.

Well yeah. We are human beings . We have feelings,emotions,ect..
everyone has different opininons wether to laugh if this is funny or not to laugh.Wether to cry if this is offensive or not to cry. And yeah..whats the whole point on picking on you and making a group about hate -_- like seriously all of the other many people that didn't think this was funny why did they chose you to argue with and not the other people.WHY EXACTLY! because they are stupid,mean,jealous, watever . THIS PEOPLE ARE FRIKEN Bullies they only want to have the power because they want to feel more awesome,cool watever you want to call them ,so they just friken pick on someone and just Pshhht I don't even wanna say anything else

woa... i have haters! xP
thnx anyway lol.


wow thats so very sad.... you quoted your own comment XD
Avatar redneckfalabella
04 Dec 2011 17:18
ok now im bored ill check back l8tr. now EVERYONE!!! I made a blog to argue over something so go argue so i can make another!
Avatar redneckfalabella
04 Dec 2011 17:16
potatoes smell funny XD

now i broke the arguement. my smelly potato friend will let all pass and continue arguement EXCEPT a.smith... potato dude knows kung fu so dont even think about it smithy. granny smith XD RANDOMNESS ROCKS!
Avatar redneckfalabella
04 Dec 2011 17:13
Quoth AaRoNcOoL:
Quoth a.smith:you still find it funny? pathetic xDWHY U PUT XD THEN?????HUH???HUH?!!?!???



this was my fave part lolz rofl lmhrosfh!lmhrosfh= laughing my horses rump off so freaking hard. its a horseisle thing.
Avatar redneckfalabella
04 Dec 2011 17:10
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl.... phew! this is HIGHLY entertaining XD only problems are:
1. the comments are more enter taining than the blog. XD
2. ppl cant loosen up and take a joke
3. the a.smith dude ruins the comment thing and makes it a lil annoying.

i give a thumbs up. the insulters are TRYING to make a point but are makiing alot of EPIC FAILZ!!!
Avatar EpicArtifex
29 Oct 2011 10:05
All I said was it was 'kinda pointless.' It's not like I stabbed it 20 times then personally insulted its mother.
Avatar Mr.Gangsta
28 Oct 2011 23:57
Quoth HullBreach:
I hear that there are related forms of the condition called "Ghetto Booty-itis", "Thick thangism", and "Glutius to the Maximus".

People need to not take life so seriously. If we are always offended by each other, then we can't have fun, like giving noogies or using squirting flower pins.


Why cant you treat my blog with a little respect like Hull says
Avatar Mr.Gangsta
28 Oct 2011 03:43
POINTLESS
Avatar LinkZelda
22 Oct 2011 17:59
Quoth a.smith:
Thats like saying i have to be black to think that racism is wrong against blacks. its just stupid and a childish way to say your right.
Let me reword this. Imagine you are a muslim. Imagine you say an inside joke that is racist, aimed at yourself and we both laugh. Now imagine someone else takes offence at that who is not a muslim. That is my point reworded for you.
Avatar EpicArtifex
21 Oct 2011 18:24
For the record, I don't watch south park.
Avatar xXesmeraldaXx
21 Oct 2011 04:40
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth xXesmeraldaXx:Quoth a.smith:Quoth
Lol people argue. thats what makes them human ^^ i still dont see the comedy behind it.

Well yeah. We are human beings . We have feelings,emotions,ect..
everyone has different opininons wether to laugh if this is funny or not to laugh.Wether to cry if this is offensive or not to cry. And yeah..whats the whole point on picking on you and making a group about hate -_- like seriously all of the other many people that didn't think this was funny why did they chose you to argue with and not the other people.WHY EXACTLY! because they are stupid,mean,jealous, watever . THIS PEOPLE ARE FRIKEN Bullies they only want to have the power because they want to feel more awesome,cool watever you want to call them ,so they just friken pick on someone and just Pshhht I don't even wanna say anything else

woa... i have haters! xP
thnx anyway lol.


yup u do XD AND im one pf it jk i love u :]
Avatar EpicArtifex
20 Oct 2011 20:11
Aarno- to be fair, that is kinda taking it a little far.
Avatar a.smith
20 Oct 2011 12:25
Quoth xXesmeraldaXx:
Quoth a.smithquote]Quoth
Lol people argue. thats what makes them human ^^ i still dont see the comedy behind it.


Well yeah. We are human beings . We have feelings,emotions,ect..
everyone has different opininons wether to laugh if this is funny or not to laugh.Wether to cry if this is offensive or not to cry. And yeah..whats the whole point on picking on you and making a group about hate -_- like seriously all of the other many people that didn't think this was funny why did they chose you to argue with and not the other people.WHY EXACTLY! because they are stupid,mean,jealous, watever . THIS PEOPLE ARE FRIKEN Bullies they only want to have the power because they want to feel more awesome,cool watever you want to call them ,so they just friken pick on someone and just Pshhht I don't even wanna say anything else[/quote]

woa... i have haters! xP
thnx anyway lol.
Avatar xXesmeraldaXx
20 Oct 2011 00:13
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth
Lol people argue. thats what makes them human ^^ i still dont see the comedy behind it.


Well yeah. We are human beings . We have feelings,emotions,ect..
everyone has different opininons wether to laugh if this is funny or not to laugh.Wether to cry if this is offensive or not to cry. And yeah..whats the whole point on picking on you and making a group about hate -_- like seriously all of the other many people that didn't think this was funny why did they chose you to argue with and not the other people.WHY EXACTLY! because they are stupid,mean,jealous, watever . THIS PEOPLE ARE FRIKEN Bullies they only want to have the power because they want to feel more awesome,cool watever you want to call them ,so they just friken pick on someone and just Pshhht I don't even wanna say anything else
Avatar AaronCool
19 Oct 2011 21:00
Quoth a.smith:
you still find it funny? pathetic xD
WHY U PUT XD THEN?????HUH???HUH?!!?!???
Avatar a.smith
19 Oct 2011 14:47
Quoth xXesmeraldaXx:
Quoth a.smithquote]you still find it funny? pathetic xD


Thank you ^-^
But I'm not going to argue cuz people are making this even worse[/quote]

Lol people argue. thats what makes them human ^^ i still dont see the comedy behind it.
Avatar xXesmeraldaXx
19 Oct 2011 13:36
Quoth a.smith:
you still find it funny? pathetic xD


Thank you ^-^
But I'm not going to argue cuz people are making this even worse
Avatar a.smith
19 Oct 2011 10:01
you still find it funny? pathetic xD
Avatar WhaleFreak
19 Oct 2011 09:44
....I spelt that wrong, didn't I? o_0
Avatar WhaleFreak
19 Oct 2011 09:42
Some of you need to grow a sense of humour.
Avatar a.smith
19 Oct 2011 09:00
You wouldnt say that if you had cancer... Or your family were in the holocaust...
Avatar a.smith
19 Oct 2011 08:54
Quoth EpicArtifex:
It's not offensive. It's just people overreacting, people who've been conditioned by over-the-top political correctness to believe that it's offensive to be anything short of crying your eyes out every time the word "holocaust" or "cancer" is said.
Why would you say that? -.- you may think we are stupidly arguing but that was just uncalled for.
Avatar Nope.avi
19 Oct 2011 08:40
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth Nope.aviquote]Quoth a.smith:<blockquote>Thats like saying i have to be black to think that racism is wrong against blacks. its just stupid and a childish way to say your right.

<br>
<br>It's actually the best argument on this blog. If the group being portrayed isn't offended, you have no reason to be either.</blockquote>
<br>
<br>if you see, most people who commented on this blog are not affected by this. so by saying that, your wrong, as the group being portrayed havent gone on this blog. how can they be offended if they havent seen this? exactly. anyway, its still not right if one person gets offended. you shouldnt offend people for fun anyway just cos you think it will only affect one person.[/quote]

I think the point has been made several times that, the people who do suffer from the disease this jokes about aren't offended by it. Because it's a joke.

Like Epic said, you've merely been conditioned to be a wimp and politically correct. Grow a pair.
Avatar EpicArtifex
19 Oct 2011 07:16
It's not offensive. It's just people overreacting, people who've been conditioned by over-the-top political correctness to believe that it's offensive to be anything short of crying your eyes out every time the word "holocaust" or "cancer" is said.
Avatar a.smith
19 Oct 2011 06:43
well said comment below ^^ i cant quote it cos my phone restarts if i do o.e
Avatar xXesmeraldaXx
19 Oct 2011 04:40
PEOPLE!PEOPLE! knock it off.Seriously.We all know some people find this funny but some find t offensive. yeeah yeah..This may be a joke to some people..And yes I understand that this is offensive to other people but why did you kept reading this blog in the first place??..why not stop on the first sentence if you really tauht it was offensive. Not trying to be mean but seriously....Arguing and fighting over this blog.Namecalling and Gezz What kind of people do we have here on this website. Yeah I know theres other serious diseases that are related to this one but I'm not that much of an expert to figure out if this Assburger thingy disease is fake or real. Theres other diseases with weird names. Think of this blog as ..Fake,Funny,Offensive..it doesn't really matter because we'll all know that maybe this may be wrong or right..I don't know..but seriously making clubs or groups for hating on this certain people just because he/she watever found this offensive..Not really nice..Wat about if you ..no what about if this disease was real and you had it. Would you be LAUGHING . No ! That's right..that's what I tought. So just stop fighting and lets all be calm and nice.Geez we are gong to hate each othr if we don't stop.
Avatar Neongirlx
19 Oct 2011 01:27
I don't know what you people are even talking about. EpicArtifex here is trying to tell you guys about a serious disease, Assburgers, and you're calling it a joke? Wow. You guys take jerk to a new level.
Avatar AaronCool
18 Oct 2011 22:24
Mwahahaha.Ive set up a group "We hate a.smith"Comment on my profile if you wanna join XP
Avatar Kingpin
18 Oct 2011 22:17
a.smith-What is wrong with you why do you have to hate every blog.
Avatar EpicArtifex
18 Oct 2011 21:35
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth Nope.avi:Quoth a.smith:Thats like saying i have to be black to think that racism is wrong against blacks. its just stupid and a childish way to say your right.

It's actually the best argument on this blog. If the group being portrayed isn't offended, you have no reason to be either.

if you see, most people who commented on this blog are not affected by this. so by saying that, your wrong, as the group being portrayed havent gone on this blog. how can they be offended if they havent seen this? exactly. anyway, its still not right if one person gets offended. you shouldnt offend people for fun anyway just cos you think it will only affect one person.


Dude, the guy who ACCEPTED THIS is autistic.
Everything's going to be offensive to SOMEONE. If you notice, however, at no point do I ever say "LOL THEIR AUTISTIC LAF @ THEM."

It's literally just making fun of the NAME of the syndrome.
Avatar Shinestar
18 Oct 2011 21:24
I laughed so hard when i heard this. and it had to be at night. I got my 3ds taken away. I hate you. +1
Avatar AaronCool
18 Oct 2011 21:13
Reading the comments for this blog,I get a feeling that my Blog about Aspergers has some facts wrong...

And Im an Assburger.LIVE WITH IT,NOOBS.
Avatar Winter Icefox
18 Oct 2011 20:53
Epic- Notice the "(Almost)" everything else, of course the lack of any habilities are different from each person :>
Avatar a.smith
18 Oct 2011 20:39
Quoth Nope.avi:
Quoth a.smithquote]Thats like saying i have to be black to think that racism is wrong against blacks. its just stupid and a childish way to say your right.


It's actually the best argument on this blog. If the group being portrayed isn't offended, you have no reason to be either.[/quote]

if you see, most people who commented on this blog are not affected by this. so by saying that, your wrong, as the group being portrayed havent gone on this blog. how can they be offended if they havent seen this? exactly. anyway, its still not right if one person gets offended. you shouldnt offend people for fun anyway just cos you think it will only affect one person.
Avatar EpicArtifex
18 Oct 2011 20:27
Quoth Winter Icefox:
Quoth HullBreach:Quoth Winter Icefox:He really isnt making fun of Asperger's.

Hell, asperger is not THAT bad, not a "Serious" disease.

The problem with the real Asbergers is that some doctors see it as a cash-cow. Over the past several years, people who are shy or eccentric are diagnosed with it as a reason for more doctor's visits or unneccesary medication. The REAL Asbergers is a form of autism with a touch of outward socializing. Someone with Asbergers may have trouble holding a job or living a normal life, but others can live regular lives. It can spell doom for some children who are misdiagnosed because everyone will treat them differently, coddling them and holding their hands through everything. They are less prepared for adult life because of this. I have friends and relatives with Asbergers and have seen how radically different they end up, just by how they are raised after the diagnosis (whether false or valid).

Asperger's can be great, you may be extremely good at something, but the downside is that you WILL fail at (most) of everything else.

Sad...sad desesperate doctors.


Not strictly true, Aspies can be good at several things and aren't necessarily bad at others. Very good at one thing doesn't equal very bad at everything else.
Avatar Nope.avi
18 Oct 2011 20:09
Quoth a.smith:
Thats like saying i have to be black to think that racism is wrong against blacks. its just stupid and a childish way to say your right.


It's actually the best argument on this blog. If the group being portrayed isn't offended, you have no reason to be either.
Avatar Winter Icefox
18 Oct 2011 19:38
Quoth HullBreach:
Quoth Winter Icefox:He really isnt making fun of Asperger's.

Hell, asperger is not THAT bad, not a "Serious" disease.

The problem with the real Asbergers is that some doctors see it as a cash-cow. Over the past several years, people who are shy or eccentric are diagnosed with it as a reason for more doctor's visits or unneccesary medication. The REAL Asbergers is a form of autism with a touch of outward socializing. Someone with Asbergers may have trouble holding a job or living a normal life, but others can live regular lives. It can spell doom for some children who are misdiagnosed because everyone will treat them differently, coddling them and holding their hands through everything. They are less prepared for adult life because of this. I have friends and relatives with Asbergers and have seen how radically different they end up, just by how they are raised after the diagnosis (whether false or valid).


Asperger's can be great, you may be extremely good at something, but the downside is that you WILL fail at (most) of everything else.

Sad...sad desesperate doctors.
Avatar a.smith
18 Oct 2011 19:00
Thats like saying i have to be black to think that racism is wrong against blacks. its just stupid and a childish way to say your right.
Avatar EpicArtifex
18 Oct 2011 16:59
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth LinkZeldaquote]Quoth EpicArtifex:What's funny is that the people who actually HAVE asperger's aren't complaining, but everyone else is.
This is a good example of the types of people in society who'll get offended by terms that don't offend who they are aimed at.

If you look at the comments, thats a lie. and maybe people in society should think about others. [/quote]

If you look in the comments, it's not. Comparethe number of people who have said "I have Asperger's I find this offending," to the umber who have said "I know someone with Asperger's I find this offending."

Commander's autistic, he accepted the blog. Aarno's autistic, he likes the blog. I'm bloody autistic, see me complaining?
Avatar a.smith
18 Oct 2011 16:49
Quoth LinkZelda:
Quoth EpicArtifexquote]What's funny is that the people who actually HAVE asperger's aren't complaining, but everyone else is.
This is a good example of the types of people in society who'll get offended by terms that don't offend who they are aimed at.[/quote]

If you look at the comments, thats a lie. and maybe people in society should think about others.
Avatar LinkZelda
18 Oct 2011 15:49
Quoth EpicArtifex:
What's funny is that the people who actually HAVE asperger's aren't complaining, but everyone else is.
This is a good example of the types of people in society who'll get offended by terms that don't offend who they are aimed at.
Avatar EpicArtifex
18 Oct 2011 14:47
Quoth Ultragamer1:
It's really just taking the piss at the name, so I'm not bothered.


Exactly.
Avatar HullBreach
18 Oct 2011 11:38
Quoth Winter Icefox:
He really isnt making fun of Asperger's.

Hell, asperger is not THAT bad, not a "Serious" disease.


The problem with the real Asbergers is that some doctors see it as a cash-cow. Over the past several years, people who are shy or eccentric are diagnosed with it as a reason for more doctor's visits or unneccesary medication. The REAL Asbergers is a form of autism with a touch of outward socializing. Someone with Asbergers may have trouble holding a job or living a normal life, but others can live regular lives. It can spell doom for some children who are misdiagnosed because everyone will treat them differently, coddling them and holding their hands through everything. They are less prepared for adult life because of this. I have friends and relatives with Asbergers and have seen how radically different they end up, just by how they are raised after the diagnosis (whether false or valid).
Avatar Winter Icefox
18 Oct 2011 11:29
He really isnt making fun of Asperger's.

Hell, asperger is not THAT bad, not a "Serious" disease.
Avatar Nope.avi
18 Oct 2011 10:39
Quoth a.smith:
Quoth Nope.aviquote]Quoth StuffMan:<blockquote>Not cool. Two of my friends and myself all have aspergers syndrome. And for all of the people who say "This is funny. Be less serious," I say that I'm being rightfully serious by saying that this was completely uncalled for. Dude, who gives a damn if you find it funny? Others find it offensive, myself included.

<br>
<br>But nobody cares about you, so it's ok.</blockquote>
<br>
<br>And who cares about you exactly?[/quote]

Plenty more.
Avatar a.smith
18 Oct 2011 06:38
Quoth Nope.avi:
Quoth StuffManquote]Not cool. Two of my friends and myself all have aspergers syndrome. And for all of the people who say "This is funny. Be less serious," I say that I'm being rightfully serious by saying that this was completely uncalled for. Dude, who gives a damn if you find it funny? Others find it offensive, myself included.


But nobody cares about you, so it's ok.[/quote]

And who cares about you exactly?
Avatar Nope.avi
18 Oct 2011 05:36
Quoth StuffMan:
Not cool. Two of my friends and myself all have aspergers syndrome. And for all of the people who say "This is funny. Be less serious," I say that I'm being rightfully serious by saying that this was completely uncalled for. Dude, who gives a damn if you find it funny? Others find it offensive, myself included.


But nobody cares about you, so it's ok.
Avatar a.smith
18 Oct 2011 04:33
You see. im not the only one. if your os easily amused, get a life.

And south park sucks. everyone say
s it does as it kills off every joke. even worse than family guy -.- @Neongirl

And there is more than one meaning for noob. @Link
Avatar GRACiEgoRAWR
18 Oct 2011 02:41
I don't think it's even close to funny... it's like those jokes that my math teacher feels like he needs to tell, and everyone just looks at eachother in awkward silence. o-o"
Avatar StuffMan
18 Oct 2011 02:19
Not cool. Two of my friends and myself all have aspergers syndrome. And for all of the people who say "This is funny. Be less serious," I say that I'm being rightfully serious by saying that this was completely uncalled for. Dude, who gives a damn if you find it funny? Others find it offensive, myself included.
Avatar tomman
18 Oct 2011 01:55
Update- it now has a -3...
+1
Avatar link284
18 Oct 2011 01:51
also, noob is text talk for newbie which is short for new user, which we all were at one point.
Avatar link284
18 Oct 2011 01:49
it wasn't really funny...untill you got to the zimbabwe dollars. its kinda mean to make a joke about a country that has about $3 and something cents (if it even exists) but i laughed.
Avatar Neongirlx
18 Oct 2011 01:42
Quoth a.smith:
Its srsly a rubbish joke. i could make one like this easy. its a standard crappy joke that nobody laughs at except noobs who either have no life, or they spend there time playing video games and watching tv. tht,kinda counts of having no life.

This isnt funny. Its just a crappy joke that you think is funny and nobody else finds funny


So when matt and trey made the south park episode about this, they were just being "noobs with no life" and none of the millions of people who watch their show thought it was funny..?
Avatar Lakhlan01
18 Oct 2011 01:39
Not that funny.
Avatar TacoRocco
18 Oct 2011 01:25
Also assburgers, kind of corny....
Avatar TacoRocco
18 Oct 2011 01:23
Quoth jim12356:
Really ,you made fun of a serious diesease.Not cool


Agreed. My friend has Aspergers disease, and its not funny
Avatar jim12356
18 Oct 2011 01:18
Really ,you made fun of a serious diesease.Not cool
Avatar XxEmoNinjaxX
18 Oct 2011 00:27
Quoth KiNGPiN:
That one guy on the vase has a sexy butt.


THANK GOD I'm not the only person who thinks that! Good to see I'm not crazy! ;D

Jk.

Avatar Kingpin
18 Oct 2011 00:18
That one guy on the vase has a sexy butt.
Avatar Weegee8
18 Oct 2011 00:17
I think I got Assburger Syndrome by reading this blog.
Avatar Sprite
17 Oct 2011 23:56
Lol
Avatar EpicArtifex
17 Oct 2011 23:53
What's funny is that the people who actually HAVE asperger's aren't complaining, but everyone else is.
Avatar Lucas7
17 Oct 2011 23:31
What about assfries?
Avatar Winter Icefox
17 Oct 2011 23:31
Quoth a.smith:
Its srsly a rubbish joke. i could make one like this easy. its a standard crappy joke that nobody laughs at except noobs who either have no life, or they spend there time playing video games and watching tv. tht,kinda counts of having no life.

i could make something so much simular to this which would be a fail and people would say its funny.

Its offensive to people with big butts!

You see. that was a joke but it failed.


Actually, YOU failed.
Avatar Arceus234090
17 Oct 2011 22:43
Quoth XxEmoNinjaxX:
The only reason this has a -4 is because there's a bunch of politically correct N00bs on here that can't take a joke. -.-'


Shall I vote up with all my alts? : D
Avatar XxEmoNinjaxX
17 Oct 2011 22:36
The only reason this has a -4 is because there's a bunch of politically correct N00bs on here that can't take a joke. -.-'
Avatar a.smith
17 Oct 2011 22:20
lol sad people.
Avatar AaronCool
17 Oct 2011 22:18
a.smith QUIT DSIPAINT NOOB
Avatar Amanda215
17 Oct 2011 22:12
*entertaining. -.-
Avatar Amanda215
17 Oct 2011 22:12
I found this quite entertainig. Noobs just don't have a laugh box. ;D
Avatar EpicArtifex
17 Oct 2011 21:55
A.Smith, if you have to be a noob, do it on someone else's blog.
Avatar a.smith
17 Oct 2011 21:52
Im sorry but i have better jokes. too bad there not appropriate for you kids.
Avatar a.smith
17 Oct 2011 21:51
Its srsly a rubbish joke. i could make one like this easy. its a standard crappy joke that nobody laughs at except noobs who either have no life, or they spend there time playing video games and watching tv. tht,kinda counts of having no life.

i could make something so much simular to this which would be a fail and people would say its funny.

Its offensive to people with big butts!

You see. that was a joke but it failed.
Avatar AaronCool
17 Oct 2011 21:47
Too all you noobs who cant laugh:


GET A DOCTER
Avatar Arceus234090
17 Oct 2011 21:38
email: sage

saging this blog. OWAIT
Its too good to sage.
(not that we can anyway)
(FEGELEIN)
Avatar EpicArtifex
17 Oct 2011 21:34
Quoth AaRoNcOoL:
Quoth Winter Icefoxquote]LOL YOU ACTUALLY MADE A BLOG ABOUT IT.

"Lol im going to make a blog about this"-EpicArtifex

This thing came from the epic spam of yesterday, were several users (Including me) spammed in caps (Not that much, some people went out of the line, meh)

It was all about typing ASSBURGER.

-7?, You butthurt noobs.
LAWL I remember that.Everyone used tne same avatar as me XD[/quote]

It was the main reason I made this. I kinda assumed that people would be able to take a joke. Turns out that was a foolish assumption.
Avatar AaronCool
17 Oct 2011 21:32
Quoth Winter Icefox:
LOL YOU ACTUALLY MADE A BLOG ABOUT IT.

"Lol im going to make a blog about this"-EpicArtifex

This thing came from the epic spam of yesterday, were several users (Including me) spammed in caps (Not that much, some people went out of the line, meh)

It was all about typing ASSBURGER.

-7?, You butthurt noobs.
LAWL I remember that.Everyone used tne same avatar as me XD
Avatar Nope.avi
17 Oct 2011 21:25
Quoth Box Creator:

I hope you enjoy the comment I left you.

I lol'd.
Avatar Winter Icefox
17 Oct 2011 21:25
Cool story↓
Avatar Winter Icefox
17 Oct 2011 21:03
LOL YOU ACTUALLY MADE A BLOG ABOUT IT.

"Lol im going to make a blog about this"-EpicArtifex

This thing came from the epic spam of yesterday, were several users (Including me) spammed in caps (Not that much, some people went out of the line, meh)

It was all about typing ASSBURGER.

-7?, You butthurt noobs.
Avatar Nope.avi
17 Oct 2011 20:52
Hull, remember, it's only funny as long as it doesn't relate to you. That's when the butthurt comes in.

Take the case of Box creator below :3
Avatar XxEmoNinjaxX
17 Oct 2011 20:22
WHY DOES THIS HAVE -6?!?! It's really funny!
+1
Avatar Kingpin
17 Oct 2011 20:22
This obviously a worst case of asperger, like bronchitis turns to nomonia. BTW lol hull squirting flower pins.
Avatar HullBreach
17 Oct 2011 20:10
I hear that there are related forms of the condition called "Ghetto Booty-itis", "Thick thangism", and "Glutius to the Maximus".

People need to not take life so seriously. If we are always offended by each other, then we can't have fun, like giving noogies or using squirting flower pins.
Avatar Dr.Crunchie
17 Oct 2011 19:57
Quoth Craig675:
Wasn't even funny.


o3o
Avatar Nope.avi
17 Oct 2011 19:50
"WAHHH I'M SENSITIVE AND CAN'T TAKE A JOKE WAHHHHHHH I'M GONNA MAKE A COMMENT EXPRESSING MY BUTTHURT WAHHHHHH."

Go cry more.
Avatar AaronCool
17 Oct 2011 19:32
Quoth a.smith:
This isnt funny. its just a crappy joke that you think is funny and nobody else finds funny. it relates to a simular case to a rare disorder that makes your head bigger. snd that isnt funny
Its Awesomeley funny.You don't have a sense of humor thats all.Noobs today...
Avatar a.smith
17 Oct 2011 19:03
This isnt funny. its just a crappy joke that you think is funny and nobody else finds funny. it relates to a simular case to a rare disorder that makes your head bigger. snd that isnt funny
Avatar tehjew1
17 Oct 2011 18:57
If I laugh, am I going to hell?
Avatar Quesadilla
17 Oct 2011 18:51
Isn't the word "ass" used as a curse in this blog?
Avatar EpicArtifex
17 Oct 2011 18:45
Meh.
Avatar DragonSlayer9
17 Oct 2011 17:59
Nah. Didn't amuse me.
Avatar EpicArtifex
17 Oct 2011 17:48
Quoth COMMANDER:
Should I decline? I did take some offense in it, but at the same time I was amused by the atmosphere.
Kind of like a Family Guy joke... Don't know whether to laugh or sue.


Chill, it's just a jooke
Avatar COMMANDER
17 Oct 2011 17:41
Should I decline? I did take some offense in it, but at the same time I was amused by the atmosphere.
Kind of like a Family Guy joke... Don't know whether to laugh or sue.
Avatar MaxiMillion
17 Oct 2011 17:37
I was all ready to read this until the second line.
Avatar EpicArtifex
17 Oct 2011 17:32
That's a point. Aarno has assburger syndrome. Keep away from him.
Avatar AaronCool
17 Oct 2011 17:31
Youd better put "Keep away from Aaroncool he has Assburger Syndrome"
Avatar AaronCool
17 Oct 2011 17:29
Best blog EVER!!
Avatar COMMANDER
17 Oct 2011 17:12
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