There has a been a problem in this community. I'm sure you're all well aware of this problem and have been looking for an answer. I myself have repeatedly been a victim of the monstrosities going on and have decided to take it upon myself to bring us all together in the joint effort of purging the site from this terrible problem.
For weeks now, we've all been recieving mysterious items in our supposed "inventory". These appear nearly every time we log on. Certain unnamed people would have you believe the items are nothing to worry about and are in fact something you may enjoy, but we all know the truth.
These items are not part of some game or program. They were not thought up by anyone. Or rather... no person.
No person would ever think up such ridiculous things such as "dirt" or "stones". "Rocks" and "soil" are just ludicrous. And "grass" is simply a step too far.
We all know none of those things exist. WE HAVE ALL BEEN LIED TO!
Lied to and decieved! They say they're responsible for the appearance of these items and that they are a good thing because they know what would happen if people were to openly discuss these items. They know that we'll all discover the truth. The truth that the real reason this has been happening is because someone... something has been leaving these items in inventories. Several somethings. Working together as one large unit.
They sneak into our accounts whenever we just turn off our DSis without actually logging off. It's like leaving the door open for others to slip through.
Once in our accounts, these mysterious little creatures mess with our settings. Look through our messages. Disguise themselves as us and go into chats. Talk to people as if they, the creatures, are just another person. They have conversations and add people to our friends lists. How else could you explain people you don't know just appearing on your friends list and not remembering who they are?

It's clear who is behind this all.


LEPRECHAUNS! >