By @KylennR
One of my biggest pet peeves is my lack of bacon. I never have bacon in my house. I find it appalling that we never have bacon, so I go to a restraunt. Sadly, restraunt bacon is nasty, you pick it up and it crumbles before it gets to your mouth. Their bacon is almost fatless, that's right, fatless. No grasas. We can all agree that fatless bacon is an offense against man kind. I mean really it isn't like bacon prices are that high. You hear about gas prices, but never bacon prices. Have you ever heard the phrase "I'm bringing home the bacon?" Well, that's not what's going on in my house. My mom says the bacon is exactly "healthy." I reply, I wouldn't know, I never get any. So folks, stay well, and remember to get bacon on your way home.
