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Have you ever been in a Walmart and thought that someone was cute. This blog will change your mind forever. If you think anyone on this blog is cute then you may want to seek a doctor. Have fun.



What is the first thing you notice in this picture? I notice the jean shorts. Now how long has it been since you have a guy in jean shorts? They don't even make jean shorts anymore, you have to take scissors and make them yourselves. The next thing is his head band. What, was he in the middle of P90X or something. I'm starting to think he just came from the YMCA and decided to make a quick stop first. Anyway, at least he's fully covered.


Forget about the people in the cart, and draw your attention to the kid on a leash. Now ou can get these leashes just about in any department store but it isn't the fact that the kid is on a leash. No. I thought it was interesting that the kid is on his hands and knees like a dog. You would think that the mom would make him walk on two legs but no. Instead, she would rather just stand behind him and laugh at him. That's good parenting America.


And now latest from Forever 21's men's department. Yes, lose are some short jeans, but we can't see his face so we can't prove he is a guy. I also noticed that there is someone talking to him there. Either that guy likes the new look, he wore the look yesterday, or he is just lending the guy those shorts and does not realize what the problem with them is. That one is just sad.


Oh come on? That is just silly without the matching hat and shoes. What was he thinking? At least his girlfriend looks semi normal.


Why? Just why? Clean up on isle two, don't worry the mop is already there. What is the point on growing your hair out that long? And if you will you should at least do something with it.


Isn't that cute how they match. You know it's cute when little kids or twins wear something normal ad match, but this is the opposite of that. They are trying to be patriotic though.


They've been together since high school. Their first date was at K-Mart, second was at Best Buy. They got married at Walmart. After the wedding they opened the 7-11 brand wine and partied at the old Costco. Then finally the honey-mooned at Bed Bath and Beyond. They can now be found living happily at a store near you.

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People of Walmart

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