Waffle King was enjoying a beautiful afternoon in his courtyard, with butterflies and flowers sitting there being prominent. He enjoyed watching unicorns roam in the fields beyond.

As he was petting a butterfly with his soft touch, his messenger arrived at the courtyard's entryway. "Hark!" said the messenger. "I have a letter for you, your brilliance."

Waffle King took the letter with a beautiful smile on his face. It informed him of a raffle being held the following day. Waffle King didn't even consider sending a servant to enter Waffle King in the raffle. Instead, he in his generosity decided to allow the peasants to see him as he entered himself. So immediately he departed to enter at a local restaurant. This upset his dietician, Asparagus, greatly.

When he arrived, there was a person taking raffle submissions, but strangely was wearing a helmet and armor. Waffle King couldn't see this person's face. However, he entered the raffle and returned to his palace.

The next morning, he awoke to the beautiful sound of harp music. He slept all night with a grin, and still had one when he got out of bed. He was quite impressed when he looked in the mirror before visiting his throne.

When he approached the throne, his dietician reminded him of the raffle he had entered the previous day. Not that Waffle King forgot, though. He has perfect memory. But because of his kindness, he thanked Asparagus cheerfully.

Days passed, and still no word of Waffle King's victory. He knew something would be wrong, for surely he should have won. So he summoned via messenger the person that ran the raffle.

And after a short wait, the person who was in charge of the raffle arrived, still wearing armor. It was the Raffle King!

Waffle King knew the raffle had been over for a few days, so he questioned the Raffle King.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" spoke the Raffle King.

Waffle King, surprisingly, didn't draw his sword. He knew it would be mean to sword duel a girl.


WHAT?

Indeed, the Raffle King then lifted the helmet and was a girl! Waffle King knew this because he is fantastically intelligent. So he asked why she didn't let the first choice, Waffle King, win. She admitted he would have won, had she entered him in the contest. So she gave him a pizza, which also made Asparagus happy.

Then he ate the pizza with the Raffle Queen and Asparagus in the courtyard with unicorns nearby.

Thus ends another tale of Waffle King.