I hate you
You love me
I will kill your family
With a great big gun
And a stab from me to you
I`m a crazy psychopath.

I think my song is great. I made it up all on my own. My brother and his friend loved it.

Here`s a few other awesome things:

I hate when websites ask, "Are you a human?" No I`m a vacuum.

Girls are attracted to mean guys because when younger they were told, "If he`s mean to you, that means he likes you."

The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you`re stupid.

I am not hungry, but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I don`t wanna sound like a badass or anything, but I play Wii without the wrist strap on.

Once upon a time, I used to go to sleep, until I discovered the internet.

That awkward moment when everyone is serious and you start laughing.

WHEN YOU`RE SAD JUST REMEMBER THAT IT IS THE DEMENTORS FAULT AND IT IS PERFECTLY FINE TO EAT LOADS OF CHOCOLATE.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

"I`m going to bed" means "I`m gonna lay in bed a play on electronics all night."

That sad and super depressing awkward moment when your high-five got rejected. (All the damn time, man!)

I sleep less, I`m tired.
I sleep more, I`m tired.
Life is impossible.

The end.

PS:

I DONT`T READ INSTRUCTIONS, I PUSH ON PULL DOORS, I TRIP UP THE STAIRS, I THINK DIRTY AND I`M NOT BEAUTIFUL. I HOPE YOU CAN DEAL WITH THAT.