Hello, everyone. Once again, I'll be talking about a very fun yet not electronic game. People have played it for thousands of years. And it's not just fun, but also helps develop life skills and is a good physical exercise. I'm, of course, talking about picking up chicks.
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This game can be quite challenging. Naturally, you score by getting the chicks back to your place, but that can always be difficult. That's why you should pay close attention to everything in this blog.
First off, when picking up chicks, the right attitude is absolutely vital. Be confident and self-assured but not overzealous. The babes sense that and will feel threatened if you go at them too strongly. Be calm and they will be too. A calm chick is always easier to get than a frightened one.
Next, give special care, detail, and attention to appearance. Always be in top form when going after a chick; even the slightest wrinkle or blemish is off-putting. When giving your appearance anything but your best effort, you're saying the chick is worth anything but your best effort. Try something bright but comfortable and easy to move around in. As for your face, a clean-cut look is the safest thing.
Finally, you want to be at least moderately fit. This game can be very strenuous and fast paced. Running mixed with some strength training is great exercise, especially for this. You'll look great and feel great.
Once you take care of everything we've gone through, you're ready to try playing a round with some chicks.
Here's a bit more in-depth detail about everything when actually attempting to pick up chicks:
Start off at a good locale, of course. For this example the setting is a farm.
Once you spot a nice looking chick you'd like to take home, remember the first tip; be confident, but don't come on too strongly. Carefully sneak up on her, being sure she doesn't notice until you're in a close and comfy range.
Your appearance comes into play here. If you wear something ridiculous, they'll definitely see what you're up to and will end up running off. Wear something bright because it distracts them. They like shiny things.
There's also their owners to consider; they might see you sneaking up on their chicks and be so upset they take chase. That's when your clean-cut look, light clothing, and fitness come in handy; when running away through the trees and bushes, it's important to be comfortable in your clothes and to be fast and able to endure long runs. It's also easier to avoid getting cut up if you have no excess hair getting caught on branches.
If you do especially well picking up those baby chickens, you'll want to be strong enough to carry many over a long distance in case you have a long walk back to your own farm.
That's about it. Plenty of people play this game, so don't be afraid to try. And in case you'd like a bigger challenge, I hear BanMan plays with sheep instead of chicks.
Have fun and good luck in stealing chickens from rival farmers. Thanks for reading.