I don't know the point of this blog but HI.
I'm Danyelle.
What's your name?
Oh, that's a nice name.
How are you?
Oh, great!
NO
NONONONONONONO
THIS IS NOT DORA
WE DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS AND BE LIKE "Oh? We go THROUGH the cave and not under it? ORITE I WOULD'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE"
Like. Why do little kids shows do that? I know Elmo's world has little kids actually responding but like newer kids shows are like... Awkwardsilencetime.
I'll be watching Handy Manny with my little brother, who's about 6, and like... YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM. Stoopid TV. Handy Manny is just a redo of Bob the Builder. That one tractor named Travis, I think he's evil, always ticked me off. He has the same name as my brother. But my brother is not a tractor...
The only shows I watched when I was younger was Power Rangers, Power Puff Girls, Rugrats, and Hey Arnold OKAY. NONE of them were like "Ohman, looks like Mojo Jojo stole something. Do YOU know what we could do?" HELLA NAW, THEY BEAT THAT MONKEY UP. Dora is fake. She lives in Mexico and all of them but one speak English, some purple creature, I think it's like a pluffumberjernuhvuh. OH. In the Spanish version of it, where it teaches English, he speaks English. Like wut. How'd you learn English so fast? AND WHAT TRAIN IS NAMED AZUL? It's Thomas the tank engine, GOD.
This accidentally turned into something that wasn't supposed to happen.