You see, I like Apple. But I also like Android. But which is better? There's only one way to find out. FIGHT!!! But seriously, there must be a way to decide which is better and thus we will compare both products to decide which one is the better buy.

My first section will focus on Apple products.

You can get Apple products, or Apples, in a variety of colours such as red and green. Apples are relatively cheap and can be bought in numerous places. Even your local supermarket sells Apples! Availabillity is always a big plus when comparing products.

There are numerous good features about Apples. One of which is the high quality of appearance to the consumer's eye. The colours are very natural and can really hook a customer's attention towards it. Unfortunately, they lack processing power to do complex calculations that Androids can do. But using an Apple is a very sensual experience as it appeals to all senses.

There is a wide variety of Apples in the market as well. This includes Granny Smith, Pink Ladies and... Another one. This is good because it ensures that our Apples are high quality due to the free market competition. Or something like that anyway.

On to Androids next.

Androids are very expensive because there aren't a lot available. You would probably have to fly to Japan or Korea just to pick up your Android. Apple wins here because they are much more readily available.

However, Androids make up for this with a huge variety of features. They can talk, play games, do your chores, walk around, solve differential equations and flirt! They come in all sorts of colours as well! In fact, more colours than Apples! Androids provide a better experience than an Apple.

Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of androids in the world. The only one I can think of is Asimo. And I'm not sure if he's just some guy in a suit! But this is really inferior to the diverse range of Apples mentioned earlier. So Apple wins yet again.

I think it's fair to say that Apples are better than Androids. However, with a lot more time and development, playing with an Android could be a much better experience than eating an apple. I reccomend that you wait to see what free market can do to Androids.