So just a little bit ago, our beloved Waffle King pulled a Moria Fox and came out as the opposite sex.

But Waffle did not tell you the WHOLE story.

I sat down with Waffle to dig the real truth.

Me: Waffle, you recently came out as a female gamer, while I commend you on that, what was your reasoning behind that?



Waffle: Well Haru, while I did come out as a female, I really was not totally honest with you even with that.

Me: Oh?

Waffle: Yes, you see, I am not really a female, but I am really a....



horse.

Me: Oh, I see.

Waffle: I am sorry, I cannot go along with that lie either, you see I am not a horse, I am really a.....




Me: And that concludes our show for the day. Come back tomorrow when Hullbreach reveals that this website was really a dating site all along.