Hey there! Today I'd like to tell you why the creators of Lemon Heads should be sued, or change their name. But in order to do that, I must tell you about a story...

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On a nice, cloud free day, an epicly amazing girl was drinking her creamer that had a hint of coffee, when.... She got an idea! "If lemons can make milk curdle, why haven't I made my creamer curdle?" She thought. But then She realized, to her dissatisfaction, that She had no lemons.

So She searched her kitchen until She came across a package of Lemon Heads. "This should work quite fine." She thought to herself. She then opened the package and dumped one into the creamer(with a hint of coffee, of course!), and... nothing happened. "That's odd," She said aloud,"I could've sworn these had real lemon juice in them."

She looked at the package in her tiny hands and realized the package said,"Made with real fruit juice." not "Made with real lemon juice." "Well that sucks." She thought.

She then got a brilliant idea! Why not sue Lemon Heads for false advertising? If it is a random fruit juice instead of lemon juice, then they shouldn't be called "Lemon Heads" at all! They should have a more suitting name. Something like "Random Fruit Heads".

This, my friends, is why we should ban together and make the creators of this falsly advertised candy pay! We must get them to change the name so the dear, inoccent children of this Earth shall never be confused again! Comment below to join in my fight to stop false advertising!

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This has been a special rant coming straight from Skater to you! Tune in next time to listen to Skater rant about why Toys'R'Us should change their name to 'A Store to Buy Toys' due to the employees not being made of toys. Thank you!