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Wacky Laws - Don't you be bitin' my burger!

RP Avatar By atreyufan1500
POSTED: 26 Sep 2013 17:19
CATEGORY: Educational
FEATURED: Yes (PORKStheMEATofKINGS)
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Every law was created for a reason. Someone did something. Even the most ridiculous of laws have reasons behind them.

Some laws are just messed up. In Paulding, Ohio it is LEGAL for a police officer to bite a dog in order to quiet. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?!

I'd bite it if it was a hotdog! Yum!

Shut up, Alpaca! This is my blog!

Ok. Jeez.

In Massachusetts the state law says that all dogs must have their hind legs tied for the month of April. No way in Hell is that happening. I'm hoping that is an April fool's joke.

In Pennsylvania it's illegal to sing in the bathtub. Ugh. Who comes up with this crap?!

La la la do do di do da! I'm an amazing singer!

Gowai, Alpaca!

Speaking of bathtubs, it's illegal to have one in your home in Virginia. What the hell? Well I guess you can still shower, but still.

Yay! No more baths!

Alpaca, we live in Pennsylvania. You're still taking a bath.

Darn it!

Ok, kids, don't forget to leave your giraffes at home. That's right. If you live in Georgia it's illegal to tie one up to a street lamp.

What's it say about alpacas?

Nothing. NOW GO AWAY!

Fine. Meanie.

Now where were we? Ah. Feed your horse before you take it out please. We really don't need horses munching on our fire hydrants. If you live in Iowa, that is illegal.

It's take your elephant to work day. Don't forget to bring some money. That's right. In Florida, if you tie your elephant to a parking meter you must pay the fee for it.

Your pets are not allowed to smoke in Zion, Illinois. It's illegal to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or other domesticated animals such as monkeys. We all probably remember Mr. Teeny. He smoked cigars. Who the hell actually does this in real life?!

In Oklahoma it is illegal to take a bite out of someone's hamburger. That's just common courtesy.

Don't you be bitin' my hamburger!

Alpaca, you don't even eat those.

Still. Don't be bitin' it.

Okay...

In Rochester, Michigan anyone who is wearing a bathing suit in public must have it inspected by a police officer. That's just messed up.

POOL PARTY! RUN! DEM PO-PO GON GET CHU!

Seriously, Alpaca?!

Most states probably ignore these laws. Usually it just happened one time. I just wanted to humor you a bit!

Visit this site to find more wacky laws for your state!

http://kellovision.tripod.com/wacky.htm
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Avatar lokiikol
28 Sep 2013 18:50
In Illinois, it's illegal to throw dwarfs in padded clothing unless you have a permit. O.e
Avatar lokiikol
28 Sep 2013 18:37
'Zion, Illinois'. I live in Illinois, and this name reminds me of Boulder...whoops...I mean Moulder.
Avatar atreyufan1500
28 Sep 2013 18:39
In reply to lokiikol
lol that's why I chose that one but shhh das a secret XD
Avatar TRINSTER
28 Sep 2013 03:59
There's this one law I heard and it was no hunting wales on Sunday in Ohio. That's just about the stupidest law I've ever heard too.
Avatar Zero Lives
28 Sep 2013 12:52
In reply to TRINSTER
Phhhpt... You are not allowed to hunt whales in the middle of america ON SUNDAYS.
Avatar BLanger
02 Oct 2013 20:14
In reply to Zero Lives
Crap there gose my plan for this weekend XD
Avatar TRINSTER
28 Sep 2013 18:52
In reply to Zero Lives
No you aren't. You can look it up.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Sep 2013 02:56
GRRL. U DID TTLY NOT JUS GU THAR
Avatar SnakeHawk100
27 Sep 2013 02:23
Make more blogs about these "Wacky” laws!
Avatar atreyufan1500
27 Sep 2013 02:24
In reply to SnakeHawk100
I might.
Avatar HullBreach
27 Sep 2013 02:21
In the SDK Community, it is illegal to repeatedly mention "alpaca" in a blog, since it is an alloy of white brass used to fake sterling silver in jewelry. Instead, you must use precious metals clichés, like "pan out" and "silver spoon" - even if they don't pan out in context.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
27 Sep 2013 02:56
In reply to HullBreach
Mm.. Silver is so sexy XD
Avatar lokiikol
28 Sep 2013 18:38
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Heh heh. e.e
Avatar LaZerWoLF
29 Sep 2013 01:06
In reply to lokiikol
Lolwut. XD
Avatar atreyufan1500
27 Sep 2013 02:22
In reply to HullBreach
lol I'm a criminal
Avatar inSein
26 Sep 2013 22:57
This is why I hate the past. Don't question me on that.
Avatar AaronCool
26 Sep 2013 22:00
That hamburger one...WHY WOULD THEY EVEN MAKE THAT ILLEGAL δ____δ
Avatar NillocSkywalker
26 Sep 2013 21:39
DAMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO TIE MY GIRAFFE TO THE STREET LAMP!!!

Well, It don't say anything about tying it to a telephone pole. >: ]
Avatar atreyufan1500
26 Sep 2013 22:13
In reply to NillocSkywalker
I see another law in the future.
Avatar PORKStheMEATofKINGS
26 Sep 2013 20:42
ARGH, THAT HOTDOG PUN. DENIED DENIED DENIED DENIED.








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Avatar Icarus
26 Sep 2013 17:44
I've actually read about most of these. nice job!
Avatar atreyufan1500
26 Sep 2013 17:47
In reply to Icarus
They're crazy!
Avatar Icarus
26 Sep 2013 17:48
In reply to atreyufan1500
that's the point!
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