'Twas a foggy time at midday in Waffle King's kingdom, cloaking the view of beautiful unicorns prancing on the hills.

Waffle King ordered from his throne that a meteorologist appear before him. Thus his servants hurried out to find one. Waffle King patiently awaited the meteorologist's arrival as he grinned from his golden chair.

Though the delay was great since there was such a dense fog that the servants couldn't find the meteorologist, he finally showed up before the king. The Waffle King, that is.

He brought with him his canvas and some paint brushes, along with his favorite pens. He loved pens.

He began to draw on his canvas and showed Waffle King as he announced, "Greetings good sir, I am EpicMeteorologistifex, here to present to you... the weather. I say, today we should be seeing some dense fog." And he finished covering the canvas in a light grey. (That's how it was spelled in the land where the meteorologist came from.)

Waffle King's dietician, Asparagus, reminded the king that this was nothing new, since it was already foggy outside.

So Waffle King did not recieve any information about the weather from EpicMeteorologistifex that he did not already know, and promptly sent him away.

At this point, the fog began to clear and EpicMeteorologistifex turned around abruptly as he was leaving, shouting, "Blimey! We 'ave an update! The fog shall clear soon!" Then he left.

And on the horizon as the fog cleared, a dark castle slowly came into view. Waffle King told those in the throne room with a smile, "That was not there before! I shall investigate it!"

And he strolled out of his castle, then on through the fields to the castle on top of a hill.

Coming up to the entrance, he noticed that the door was locked.

"I shall fix this!" He exclaimed. But alas, he smiled, and his brilliance caused the door to break open. And so he began to adventure inside.

Waffle King looked to the side to see a row of imprisoned unicorns. He simply could not allow them to stay there, for he was nice, and decided to free them by glancing at their cells. He could do that.

As he proceeded through the dark castle, he came upon a door that did not open from his attractiveness. He knew that this was the door to the throne room. The reason he knew it was because he was amazingly intelligent. So he politely knocked on the door, waiting for an answer. The door slowly opened as a dark figure pulled it back. This was no ordinary king, it was...

The Awful King!!!

Waffle King did not approve of unicorn nabbing, so he said this speech,

"Waffle King does not approve of unicorn nabbing!"

The Awful King, with his deep voice, replied, "Noob!" and drew his sword. The battle was inevitable. The tension was great. The speech was touching.

So touching that the Awful King's eyes teared up.

But he was the enemy of Waffle King. So the battle commenced.

Waffle King also drew his sword. Not to fight with, but to appear more dashing. As Awful King swung his sword about, Waffle King gracefully dodged his attacks. It was rather enjoyable, but Waffle King realized that in order to save the kingdom from danger, he must soon end the battle. Thus he swung his sword in one smooth motion, still smiling brightly, and announced to the Awful King,

"This great kingdom belongs to the Waffle King!"

And Awful King replied,

"Oh."

And Awful King fell over. Waffle King had won.

Then, because he was so kind, Waffle King generously offered a unicorn to Awful King. Awful King thanked him, but did not accept his offer. He decided to take up meteorology and study under the great pen-lover, EpicMeteorologistifex. So Awful King took his castle with him and left. It must have had wheels or something.

Waffle King was then left standing on the grassy hills, still smiling. The unicorns that he saved that day pranced around their king joyfully, and once again the kingdom was safe.

Thus ends yet another tale of Waffle King.