Hello, everyone. I'm here today for a very important reason; I have ruined Mario day.

It's true. And I'm very sorry. I am so very truly sorry. I didn't know what I was doing.

Today, March 10th, or MAR10, I did something horrible and distasteful. I tainted the spirit of Mario and Mario Day, and thereby destroyed everyone's precious day of Mario.

My crime is of the highest offense with regard to the Mario community, and as such I will not fight my punishment. I will sit back and take it, for it is justice.

Mario Day is a sacred time when everyone gathers to Mario all day with their Marios in the Mario. Some Mario for Mario while others Mario for Mario. They Mario in Mario and they Mario over the Mario. They run through the Mario fields with Mario in their Mario. And the children learn to Mario just as their parents once Mario'd. But I have done the unthinkable.

I did not Mario for Mario. I did not wear my Mario to the Mario, or even Mario through the Mario. No, what I did was nothing of the sort, and when you learn what it was, you shall Mario all over your Mario and hide in your Mario.

I Mario'd for Peach. And I am sorry.

I can only hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me for my wrongdoing.