I think I might need help with something. You see, I have this person. They're living with me. I won't say what they are to me exactly, so to keep things vague I'll just refer to them as Florgula.

Florgula and I, we've sort of hit a rough patch. They're upset with me. I kind of did something that I probably shouldn't have done...

In my defense though, I think that given my personality and level of patience, I could have done something a lot worse much sooner. I think I deserve at least a little credit for holding out for so long.

And it's not as though I did any serious or permanent damage. It really wasn't that bad.

I mean... I may have, sort of...

I drugged Florgula's mother. And she took a long time to wake up...

It's not that bad. She's fine now. And it's not as though I tried to hurt her. I mean, she was only asleep for two days. I've seen people sleep longer than that.

I'm not exactly the sort of person who everyone gets along with. More specifically, Florgula's entire family very strongly dislikes me, particularly the mother. They don't really "approve" of Florgula being around me... I guess they think I'm a bad influence, or something. I can't imagine why.

So, yes, I drugged Florgula's mother. It wasn't some crazy drug either, I think it was just some cold medicine or something. I'm not really sure because when I'm bored I like to mess with whatever liquids are around by mixing them together. I don't know why, but it's just so much fun to do that.

I just grabbed the first bottle I saw from the cabinet.

She was being really mean to me, and the bottle was right there... And so was her drink.

Can you really blame me? The medicine was even the same color as her drink. Even after being mixed with all that other shtuff. That's almost a clear message to do it, right?

I guess I am to blame just a bit... Maybe if I'd diluted it with water a little then Florgula wouldn't have been so angry?

Hiding her may have been what did it, though. Florgula didn't find it too amusing when the closet door flew open and a body fell to the ground. I'd hoped it could at least be a like a pleasant surprise since Florgula likes surprises... I don't know...

So, does anyone have any advice? I don't know how to get Florgula to drop this whole thing and move on.