This blog will clear up any confusion on my opinions of different countries and their cultures. This will just discussion the a select few , more important, countries. I know we are all equal and all that, but come on, if China got mad at St. Kitts and Nevis and declared war on them, who would win? So yeah, I will discuss America, China, Russia, Japan, France, Germany, Switzerland, Canada, and the UK.

I should start with America I suppose. This country and I have a complicated relationship. Many of you might see me talking crap about America in the chats or on profiles. Some popular quotes might include "Forget America" or "America is useless and weak." Both of these are taken completely out of context considering ninety percent of the time I am referring to gymnastics. But is America getting soft? Nope! We spend billions more on our military than any other country. Although, it's not just our military, it's our people too. We are the land of the rednecks and mafia. These are backwoods, underground wannabe military members who basically have extremist views on pretty much everything. Don't get me wrong, these are the only people we have in this country. We also have morbidly obese people, racists, trailer trash, uneducated people, criminals and a very small working class. On the bright side though, America is free which is very good. Most people in America don't realize how good they have it considering if they don't like something they can voice their opinion without getting killed. So yes, America is a good country despite it's corrupt government and fatty food.

Next we have China. China practically owns America. They are a pretty well set country despite being primarily communist. Most people don't know that the big yellow star on the Chinese flag actually stands for Communism because surprisingly a lot of people think that Communism doesn't exist anymore. I'm here to tell those people, you're wrong and Russia isn't the only country who is communist. China actually runs under a socialist and communist government. Americans make fun of this type of government, but hey, if China wasn't so successful with it who would supply stores like Walmart and Target? Another opinion of a lot of people is that all Asians look alike. This is not true. Never confuse a Japanese person for a Chinese person, they aren't exactly friends. A question that gets brought up a lot in my life is why is China better than us, well, it isn't hard to figure out. Look at the schooling in China, these kids are in school all the time, and they are doing real work. They are going to school 180 days a year and doing as little possibly just to pass. If you want to grow up and make a lot of money right out of college major in Mandarin and Business. I'm not kidding, we had a teacher who did that at my school and by the time he was 30 he was a millionaire and just started teaching Chinese at my school. Granted it takes a lot of work to get to that point, but considering money is all that really matters to a lot of people, why not?

We have finally made our way to Russia. Certain people might think that I like this countries above others and what not. Some may even repeatedly say that I'm an American just to remind me that I'm not actually a Russian.... BanMan. But, none of this is actually true. I would hate to live in Russia. They have a life expectancy of, like, 70 years old, and their living conditions are awful. They water over there is so dirty that even showering is dangerous. That brings me to the Vodka. Yes, this stereotype is very predominant to Americans. They don't drink Vodka because they are trying to be badasses, they don't really have to try. It's more so the fact that the Vodka is cleaner than the water. We are back to direct quotes from me like "Go Russia!" or "Russians are the best people ever." Yes, I do have the Russian spirit most of the time I suppose, but truth of the matter is that I actually hate Russian government. Russia was moving along pretty well for a while until Putin decided that it would be a good idea to go back to a communist system because it obviously worked so well before. Plus, he is basically trying to reunite the Soviet Union just instead of calling it the Soviet Union he will call it "Russia." People have mixed feeling about Putin for the most part. Some think he is a nice cuddly man who enjoys riding horses shirtless, whereas others see him as a rough mean man who likes to wrestle bears to the death. What is the real Putin like! We need to know! As for the rest of the people in Russia, if they aren't a gymnast I don't really have any feelings against or for them. My mind is mutual on their lives. But Russian gymnastics is still number one and always will be. The elegance and ballet incorporated into the routines is very underrated. All this new booty-shaking crap that America brought in should not get rated higher than the art form that is Russian gymnastics. But yeah, don't hate Russians because of their government, it isn't their fault.

Japan. We have a lot of Japanese wannabes on this site, I'm sure they all know more about the culture and stuff than I do but whatever. Most people think anime when they think of Japan, but not me! I think that they are the true rulers of the world. That's right! This little island nation has survived multiple natural disasters and multiple wars. Nothing can knock this country off the map. Are Russians the badasses, or are the Japanese? This country is certainly one to watch.

Oh yay, France. French people tend to be just ugh. They hate Americans for the most part, and also tend to be rather elitist. They get mad at Americans for speaking English in their country rather than French which raises the question in my mind, have you been to America lately? America is the land of many tongues anymore. So heaven forbid an American wants to speak their native language, which might I add is an international language, in some other country. Plus, France's only real claim to fame is the Eiffel Tower and their pastries. But overall, I suppose it's a pretty country.

Germany.... Germany gets a lot of hate. I'm not sure that people realize that the Nazis happened over fifty years ago and the majority of Neo Nazi things happen by Americans. Plus, another thing they don't realize about the Nazis is that they happened because the country was poor and scared and looking for a way out. Hitler gave them hope for a way out, I can assure you that most people would not have voted for him if they would have known that he would create mass genocide. And no, not all Germans are Nazis. People need to let Germany's past go. No one has a perfect past but Germany gets the most hate for theirs' it seems. Germany today is a pretty cool country and the people there tend to be pretty cool. But yeah, don't judge Germans by their past, most of them weren't involved in the stuff anyway.

Ahh, Switzerland. Many of you are probably wondering why I put Switzerland in as an important country. This is because it is simply the best country. Every country should strive to be like Switzerland. They remain neutral on basically everything and aren't involved in any wars. Their economy is pretty much self sufficient and works out great for them. They are rather free, especially compared to other countries. Plus, to add to the greatness, their chocolate is heavenly. Also, their people tend to be beautiful. There are a lot of blonde, Swiss girls. What's better than a foreign, blonde girl? Nothing in my opinion.

Canada. Canada is basically America with nice people and common sense. Although, not necessarily a terrible amount of common sense. They elect political officials who are addicted to crack. Not sure what that about, but yeah. Plus, Canadians are usually very nice people. Take DripDrop for example. Try to find him being mean. It's not possible. Canada is where I want to live because surprisingly for whatever reason their gymnasts are prettier than gymnasts from any other country. I dont know why, but it's true. Look at Victoria Moors or Dominique Pegg for some examples.

And finally you have the United Kingdom. I don't actually know much about them besides they are one of our biggest allies. I know that people make fun of them for tea and their accents, but Irish and Scottish accents are the best thing ever. No, seriously, if you have an Irish or Scottish accent my Skype is kylennr. People say that English accents sound snobby. Why? Because they pronounce things fully and use proper grammar when they speak? And the tea thing, are we not the same with Starbucks? It's okay though because I'm sure people from the UK make just as much fun of Americans as we do of them.

That is all. If your country wasn't mentioned *cough* Australia *cough* then chances are I couldn't think of anything to say about them. I understand that this may not be the most exciting or funny blog, but thats only because some of the things I was going to put in could have been taken as "extremely racist" or "mean," so I just decided to take them out. This blog is meant more to show you that I really have nothing against anyone or any specific race or country. I felt that I needed to show that because I tend to make a lot of racist comments and I don't want people to take them seriously or get hurt by them. I understand all of my facts might not be 100% right and you may not agree with all of my opinions, but I don't want the comment box to be filled out with a bunch of "You're wrong and stupid. " or "You're incredibly inconsiderate." If this becomes the case then I will disable comments. I don't mind you stating your opinions, but please don't tread on my opinions or the opinions of others. Thank you.

IMPORTANT: NOT EVERYTHING I SAID IS TRUE FOR EVERY PERSON IN THE COUNTRY I WAS TALKING ABOUT. FOR EXAMPLE, NOT ALL FRENCH PEOPLE HATE AMERICANS.

Fellow member,
KylennR