You better run, better run, better run, yeah I'm coming after you. When you're sleeping at night, yeah there's nothing you can do. There's no place you can hide cause I'm coming after you.

Nah though

But

But

But

Butttt

You should


Do this


Thing


It's amazing

You feel great

You can do it

And listen to music

It's amazing

You can ignore everone around you

Even if you're in public

You know what I'm saying right? Yeah, that's it, you know what I'm talking about. We're both thinking about if we were to go out in public with guns and shoot a bunch of innocent people for no reason while listening to music right? I mean, I don't know about you, but killing people makes me feel great inside.

Doesn't it make you feel good too?

Right?

Rightttttt?

Oh, you don't agree?

Why don't we meet in public?

You don't want to?

Well I'll make you.

On a serious note though. You should try walking or exercising, it's actually fun. I know, I know, you heard all before you tries it once and didn't like it...

But that was because you didn't get into it, you see exercise is great when you listen to your music and ignore everyone around you, when you exercise, it's about you not Donald Trump, or those guys with oil and stuff.

I can help you

Seriously go out and run a few miles, it's fun just make sure you charge your phone to a hundred percent and torrent some music. I don't care where the bike path is, walk to it, enjoy the scenery sing while you're out there, I did it, I got a lot of looks from people, but I don't care. Also find some motivation for some it may be to lose weight, maybe just because, maybe you're doing i t because your scarwny and you're a great guy but can't get a relationship because girls just look at you like ew, maybe after this part you might do it to.

It works out your abs

Your abs burnnn after you do it

Maybe you like pain

You should definitely run if you like pain

Don't give me an excuse, actually no, give the excuse why you don't exercise, I'll give you a counter excuse.

Also on a side note if you do run, download Google Fit, amazing app, I like it, it's good. I advertise for Google already woo hoo.

So please

Run

For me

Or you can run for all those cool fun fundraisers that give money to people because they magically pull money from your sweat, but you believe you changed something, so it's okay, because you actually did change something I hope, unless you walked. You can't just walk.

Brought to you by Donald Trump and Google.

Tell me in the comments below if you have a reason for not exercising. Do it.