Once upon a time, there was a little ameoba named Malarkey. His most favorite saying EVER was: "That's a buncha malarkey!", hence, his name.

He loved mornings, but he hated the sunlight. Whenever the sun came up, he hid behind his friend Jimmy, who is also an ameoba. What a great frann. :3

So after Jimmy finally disinegrated, Malarkey had to find a new friend to hide behind in the morning. Poor Jimmy. Malarkey swam over to Shalapadoo, who is a tiny unicorn guppy.

"Hullo tharr!" exclaimed Malarkey.

"What ze AFF! D: " cried Shalapadoo as she looked around to face whatever was (quote quote) 'tharr'.

"I'm RIIIIIGHT heeeere! 8D " said Malarkey in a voice, so high-pitched, you would think he was a valley girl.

Shalapadoo flipped the hair she didn't have and turned around again.
What did she see?
Nothing.
Again.
She blinked with her non-exsisting eyelids, there it was...It was a little ameoba, and it was right in front of her eyes...literally.

"Haaaayyyyy > " said Malarkey in a way that made him look and sound like a creeper. "I vant to play...a GAME!"

-the end...for now o.o-
to be continued...when i feel like it. haha