I like to lurk in the chatroom,
Where I stalk all the noobs,
But when I stare at their txt tlk,
I get insanely confused.

I swear, English has died.
Don't you agree?
Or are you avoiding a ban?
We all know you shouldn't be.

If I make my way toward the blogs,
I'll waste a few minutes of life,
Explaining why your 'hi i iz new' post,
Has 15+ dislikes.

Although, I must admit,
Moulder and our beloved FancyPants,
Keep the blog list hopping,
As they post rants and The Internet.

Now, we must move on,
And head to the groups,
Where noobs like to cyber,
And stay in cahoots.

I must drop my ban hammer,
On all those fools,
So my question is,
Why can't they obey the rules?

But there are those few,
Like Trinster, lilwayne, and HexiDecimator,
Who behave well,
I'll need to thank them later.

I'm sad to say,
Indeed I am,
That this awesome blog,
Must come to an end.