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He Isn't as he Appears

RP Avatar By @SkaterGirl13
POSTED: 16 Mar 2014 20:21
CATEGORY: Educational
FEATURED: Yes (@TBreezy2)
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Haruspex. The beloved Overlord. Everyone knows him. But few know the truth about who he is behind the computer screen.

He

Is

A

She.

Yep, you read that right. Haruspex is a woman. Her name is Shanique. Shanique is 500+ pounds and only eats pineapple flavored cookies. Yummy, right?

But wait, there's more! Shanique loves trees. Her husband once wished to become a tree so she'd love him more. Sadly, he became a bush instead. Shanique despises bushes. So she baked him in a pie and fed him to her 28 cats. But that's a story for a different day.

If you really want to become friends with Shanique, sibr with her. She finds pleasure in sibring. She and Sk8rJess already have a baby from sibring. His name is Sk8rspex.

Sk8rspex is Shanique's pride and joy. If you touch him, Shanique will sit on you.

I dare you to punch Sk8rspex.
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Comments

Avatar LaZerWoLF
17 Mar 2014 21:22
No. It's Lashaunda and all she says is "AW HAYL NAW" and "GIRL YOU BEST NOT BE SASSIN ME."
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 21:53
In reply to LaZerWoLF
No. You're thinking of Skunkman.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
17 Mar 2014 22:12
In reply to SkaterGirl13
I think I just broke my hand..
Omg. That hurt so much.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:16
In reply to LaZerWoLF
HAHAHAHA.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
17 Mar 2014 22:22
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Shut up. I'm not kidding.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:23
In reply to LaZerWoLF
Aw, I'm sorry. ;-;
Avatar LaZerWoLF
18 Mar 2014 03:23
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Naw. I'm good. It just hurt like hell. I thought I broke something...

Anyways. It could be Skunkman. Or both.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
18 Mar 2014 19:15
In reply to LaZerWoLF
It's Skunkman.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
18 Mar 2014 19:17
In reply to SkaterGirl13
O rly?
Avatar SkaterGirl13
18 Mar 2014 19:24
In reply to LaZerWoLF
o yus bby itt iz
Avatar LaZerWoLF
19 Mar 2014 01:03
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Oh wow.
Avatar Raisons du Coeur
17 Mar 2014 13:54
Alright, where the hell is this Sk8rspex? Bring it on, Shanique, I'm not afraid of you!
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 12:30
Aaand you know this how?
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 20:43
In reply to Madboyz11
That's for me to know, and you to never find out.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 20:44
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Well what if I want to know?
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 20:45
In reply to Madboyz11
Well what if I don't feel like telling you?
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 20:53
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Then I will do something about that.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 21:51
In reply to Madboyz11
Uh huh. Suurree.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 21:58
In reply to SkaterGirl13
I will.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:01
In reply to Madboyz11
Let me know how that works out for you, 'kay?
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 22:03
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Ohh it'll work mighty fine.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:04
In reply to Madboyz11
Keep thinking that.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 22:05
In reply to SkaterGirl13
I don't think, I know c;
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:06
In reply to Madboyz11
Yep. Totally.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 22:10
In reply to SkaterGirl13
You know it's true too.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:15
In reply to Madboyz11
Pppsshhhh.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 22:24
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Just wait another 20 mins. and then I will do something about it.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 22:25
In reply to Madboyz11
I'll be waiting.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 22:53
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Alright look out the window c;
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 23:38
In reply to Madboyz11
Nope. I already know you're not there.
Avatar Madboyz11
17 Mar 2014 22:35
In reply to SkaterGirl13
Kay.
Avatar atreyufan1500
17 Mar 2014 11:21
LOL I KNEW IT
Avatar Haruspex
17 Mar 2014 02:09
She is right, this is what I really look like.

thumb

I am a proud independant black woman who dont need no man.
Avatar HullBreach
17 Mar 2014 23:45
In reply to Haruspex
From the image, she seems to need the Colonel.
Avatar Haruspex
17 Mar 2014 23:56
In reply to HullBreach
Da Curnal is mah boo.
Avatar LaZerWoLF
17 Mar 2014 21:25
In reply to Haruspex
I've seen her before..
Basically means I met Haruspex.
Avatar Icarus
17 Mar 2014 12:01
In reply to Haruspex
Lol nice.
Avatar Monstercat
17 Mar 2014 05:12
In reply to Haruspex
I laughed.
Avatar SkaterGirl13
17 Mar 2014 04:37
In reply to Haruspex
Mmmmgurl dem nees
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